Doug !
@jellobuffet.bsky.social
✦• A portrayal of Doug from Monster Prom! •✦ - Owner is 20 - I love slime boys - Dm me PLEASE!! I love to talk even if we aren't roleplaying! :D ✦•✦
~☆ OPEN INTERACTION #OpenRP Doug is back to work after the con, now earning below minimum wage at the local corner store! ..Unfortunately, he's really good at slacking off. He's opening Pokemon card packs while on shift! Go say hi! He's very friendly c: ☆~ #SfwRP #MVRP #MonsterPromRP
"Well.. Okay! I trust you." He actually does. Not because he believes that she's so 'fair and kind', but he'd feel bad if he didn't give her the benefit of the doubt. "I mean, I had to learn a lot about trust at my job." ->
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Of course I am, I’m such a fair and kind ruler after all. Why I’m surprised others don’t feel the same way.” -Right… “Fair and kind” that was a sentence even Miranda couldn’t fully believe.- “Oh don’t worry about that! It’s not important to you after all.”
I just got swept up by a whirlpool at work after I was asked to deliver a mushroom-olive pizza to a shark! (;ω;) Feeling: #Sad :c
~☆ OPEN INTERACTION #OpenRP It's a beautiful day outside, and Doug is chilling in the grass! There's a ton of room next to him if anyone wants to join him. ☆~ #SfwRP #MVRP #MonsterPromRP
"Phew! My digital footprint is theoretically saved." Well, it's a good thing he didn't really mind much, so long as she was smiling now. He did feel a chill down his spine, though. "You're so kind, Miranda! I'm glad that we're friends. ...Wait, what was that about manipulating?"
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Good~! We won’t be having any problems them~ teehee~” -The way her personality switch on a dime was probably scarier then when she was trying to be threatening. It was like she’s been doing this for years…- “Don’t worry, if I ever do buy the internet again I’ll ensure frowny faces are banned. —>
"Wha?! Gosh, no! I would never do that!" Despite not having done anything wrong, he seems frightened at the prospect of doing so at all. "The worst thing I've on the internet was accidentally comment a frowny face on one of April's posts! ...I called her while crying about it to apologize."
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“I see… I do hope you haven’t been badmouthing me or my kingdom on your little internet. I would be a shame to see the internet be bought out again after all~” -Not even a subtle threat from her… that felt almost targeted. Still she had the money to buy it for at least a few days. —>
"That makes sense. Gotta be careful with your spending. Y'know, speaking of the internet... I'm a bit ashamed to admit it, but I've spent a good portion of my life online. Listening to music, watching April's streams... Gosh, I'd maintain it myself if I had to. It's mega important to me."
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Heh heh heh, I’m glad I have at least one land person who supports me. It will make it easier to one day buy everything I need to from the land after all. Though unfortunately, the internet is something I cannot maintain. Apparently it costs money to maintain the servers.”
"Hey, that's not a terrible idea! ..But if I missed any more days of work, especially to be a serf, I think my boss would personally hunt me down. Uhh, I can maybe like, surf on my next lunch break! That's only one letter off from serf, right? I'll support you in whatever ways I can, Miranda!"
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Paying tribute is a fantastic way of getting into my good gracious you know. Of course I deserved it for being a Vanderbilt but often I don’t receive such attention up here from these land people. Regardless you certainly know how to treat royalty right, perhaps you should be a serf yourself?”
"Riiight. I guess you don't talk to low-income people like me often. At least I don't fall into the 'sad poor people' group, because I'm pretty happy, haha! Er- I don't know much about beheading, so I'll look into those 'squishmello' things. Maybe I can find a coupon!"
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Rent? Is that something poor people and peasants have to deal with? I wouldn’t know, why would I have to pay rent for anything after all.” -She sure did tax and make her citizens pay rent for basically existing… but at least they were…y’know, alive.- “A gift for me? —>
"Well.. In that case, thank you very much! I'll accept the gift, but I gotta find something to give you in return. I don't have much, but I'll find you something, I promise! Yknow, sometimes I get impulsive and I buy cool silverware on sight. Usually it cuts into my rent, and I get in trouble."
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Do not worry about that, the statue will be built no matter what. It’s not even coming out of my personal money after all. That’s what the serfs money is for. It’s also rare to see someone so invested in silverware and the like, I would love to show you mine one day as well Doug.”
~☆ OPEN INTERACTION #OpenRP "This is so tricky! I keep burning my marshmallows. At this rate, I'll run out before I achieve the perfect toast.." ☆~ #SfwRP #MVRP #MonsterPromRP
"B-buy? Ah- I'm super grateful that you'd even consider, that's so kind of you. Really, you don't have to, your money should be going to the statue right now. ..Um, I'm not saying you shouldn't eventually! But, um, yeah. Thanks! Maybe I can show you my collection sometime."
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Thank you, hearing praise from someone makes me want to keep doing what I’m doing! Especially with the new statue being built currently for one of my newer outposts. I hadn’t known you were an enjoyer of silverware and daggers yourself, perhaps I’ll be generous and buy you a replacement one.”
"Yeah! I like to think that all change is good change, except for maybe that one time that I lost my favorite dagger. I'm still kind of upset about that. You're doing really good work. Those sad poor people have nothing on your awesomeness!"
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“That’s exactly what I tell them! My daddy was much less kind, he didn’t provide them with a crumb of food. I’d say they’re privileged to be in my presence. Perhaps they are jealous, after all, very few are of royal decent like myself. I’m sure they’re just sad, poor people.”
"Wow... That's way more than I get working as a pizza delivery boy. Those serfs are so lucky to have such a cool boss like you, Miss Princess! Uh, maybe they're just jealous of your coolness! I mean, your hair is pink, and I think that's pretty cool!"
Miranda Vanderbilt@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social · 6mo ago“Everyone is so mean today! And all I did was provide my serfs with a weekly meal and 10 hour work days. …for the privileged.”
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“𝒟𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒? 𝐼𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝐼 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝑜𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝐼 𝓈𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒? 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝓌 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝐼 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎?” #DDLCRP #DokiDokiLiteratureClubRP #MVRP #HorrorRP
“What is this place? It certainly isn’t the Merkingdom…what is this Bluesky?”
Hello Bluesky!! ₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ I found a really cheap phone in the thrift store, so now I'm able to go on social media again! (I had to sell my old one for rent. ╥‸╥) The battery is draining really quickly, but it's ok! I'm almost done this post anywa
~☆ GATHERING MONSTER PROM MOOTS/FRIENDS! "Um.. I think I'm a bit late to this con.. Did everyone go home already?" ;w; ☆~ #OpenRP #MonsterPromRP
✧ "You're like... my new boomerang!" (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) ☆ A portrayal of Doug from Monster Prom! ★ Keep NSFW in DMs ;u; ☆ Check comments on this post for additional info ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) Don't be afraid to DM! ✧ #SfwRP #OpenRP #MonsterPromRP
