guy living with me for 3 months once told me he has an "IQ of 138" and that he could qualify for mensa. today he told me he doesn't know how to use a dishwasher.
before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
learned about this today and I could not lock in for the life of me because I envisioned "conservative election watchdogs" dead serious looking for soy sauce particulates next lawandcrime.com/2020-electio...
Arizona Election Auditors Check Ballots for Bamboo Fibers After Conspiracy Theorists Claim 40,000 Votes Were ‘Flown in’ from Asia
Auditors are reportedly checking ballots for bamboo fibers in an effort to confirm an absurd conspiracy theory that fraudulent votes created in Asia were somehow counted in Arizona in November.
lawandcrime.com
poor man dming me saying I'm a very special person and it was so nice to meet a cool costa rican. sir i do not remember you
What I love about gator football this season is that we can only beat teams in the top 10 and then fumble everything else
get into work with a little hangxiety and get immediately flamed for me drunkenly yearning about a dude in ga lmao
"When I first saw the lead concentrations, they were so high I thought our instrument was broken" 😬 Disposable vapes are also horrible for the environment, throwing away so much plastic, batteries, and electronics.
Brandy Johns@brandyjohns.bsky.social · last mo.Vaping really isn't any safer than cigarettes.
wait it's the 21st night of september i usually find love around this time of year if history is any guide
every american gentrified ass "speakeasy" has permits... i hate this. bring me to the underground shit i find in latin america when i ask a local what to do after
super into this costa rican guy and he makes music and i'm so afraid to listen to it cuz if it's bad i'll get the ick
we all fade in the end; i'm starting to forget what charlie kirk looked like
was reading with a dude just now and he dead ass used AI to summarize his portion and then I looked over his section and it was completely off omg
only in America could there be a bullshit health craze centered around eating burgers, fries, and a milkshake
me: capitalism is a plague also me: oooo!!! my credit score doin numbers
i know not with what gta vi will be played but gta vii will be played with sticks and stones
had a dream i went to a bar in chicago called upstream and when i went to pee people were just peeing on each other