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when you spend most of your life at Socal beaches and get taken to the east coast, it truly is like being told you’re going out for incredible chinese food and being taken to P.f. chang’s
I have abnormally high testosterone and what these man children fail to understand is how unhealthy high T is, not just physically, but mentally. It is like having gasoline in your veins. Why do you think pretty much all school shooters are boys?
Day 4 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
space jew@jewish.bsky.social · 2mo agoLegit worried the constipation dammed behind my asshole might gush out at terminal velocity and drench my balls
Legit worried the constipation dammed behind my asshole might gush out at terminal velocity and drench my balls
Sitting on a trove of diarrhea ahead of a coffee tasting party
if you’re one of the jagoffs who decided to turn the entire waterfront into a parking lot so you could watch some dumb train drive by let me say that i can’t wait for you to sit in the same traffic you created for everyone else
In high school I was so stubborn that rather than cheat (or do HW) I repeatedly failed classes. When I overcame the ADHD and got my physics degree, I did so because my stubbornness to not give up, even when stumped, meant comfort with confusion.
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 2mo agoHow AI is ruining education, in one handy chart aftermath.site/ai-education-i...
Had (AI) cheats existed while I was in secondary school, absolutely I would have used it (anything for passing grades). But everything after that, I chose it, I paid for it, I came to savour that knowledge and make it my own. Otherwise, what is even the point of running up student debt?
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 2mo agoHow AI is ruining education, in one handy chart aftermath.site/ai-education-i...
Day 3 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
space jew@jewish.bsky.social · 2mo agoSometimes I paint my balls brown so they look like two prunes fused together
Sometimes I paint my balls brown so they look like two prunes fused together
I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding. It took Travis 35 minutes to read his vows from a piece of paper and all it said was “u r cool”
Day 2 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
space jew@jewish.bsky.social · 2mo agosucking dick > marinading my balls in honey bbq sauce to attract dogs
Republicans are really about to Weekend At Bernie’s McConnell, huh
Even when this is consensual, you are still signaling to audiences that generative AI is as good as the real thing, thus undermining the human connection in favor of convincing but unimaginative imitations.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2mo agoThe 93-year-old actor Michael Caine's digitally cloned voice is narrating one of literature’s oldest epics, “Odyssey.”
men are all talk about wanting MILFs until they match with one on bumble and are like, oh i don’t want to be their closeted gay step dad
Just had to abort my coffee shop diarrhea so someone’s precious child could use the bathroom. Don’t you think that if one of us is gonna shit themselves in the next five minutes it makes the most sense for it to be them?