9/11 ramp up discourse is getting me pumped for the actual day. Potential to be an all timer.

I’d be arrested for knocking them off his face probably. Clearly violates any school photo policy.

I can strict overhead press 155 pounds and I want universal healthcare and a wealth tax.

Bluesky 38 is a curt schilling psy op.

Becoming Facebook friends with a guy I used to work with so I know when he dies.

There’s a right hand drive Corolla II at the gas station and my 40 something dad brain wants to “check it out”

Just voted for Markey in the primary. My message to Seth Moulton:

Bury Seth next to Joe Kennedy.

We must dig a Bigger Dig.

Snow Burrow@bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2w ago

Speaking of cities w the worst traffic, I'm just here to point out that US News & World Report has Boston ranked #4. It's so bad here that "rush hour" now runs from 7-11am and 2-8pm, in all directions. And that's before you even get to how the actual city streets are constantly clogged.

Tucked and Cucked

Teens at the skatepark are hootin hollerin when I do a kickflip, I’m on top of the world. I don’t even think they think I’m a cop anymore.

Who remembers sandwiches?

What is the point of becoming a billionaire nfl owner if you can’t do a little cocaine and stimulate the economy?

Wages are too low and prices are too high. You shouldn't have to worry about your employer pocketing your hard-earned money. Recently, my office issued $900k in citations against staffing agencies breaking our labor laws. We put money back in 421 workers' pockets!

I joined a group for 40 plus skateboarders and my god do 40 plus skateboarders love AI and drinking from the hose.

I’m a wellness influencer now. Start sending me money for my courses.

Catch me doing this before the MW4 beta this weekend.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3w ago

CJ Stroud with one of the most normal pregame warmups we’ve ever seen

Just did that cool thing I love to do where I put off a five minute phone call for 6 months, finally do it and find out it was actually a 30 second phone call.

Boy lunch.

It's already very illegal to kill someone with a gun but not by policy or for profit. Just sort of an unfair bargain we have going here!

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 4w ago

where powerful people are assassinated regularly I just want them to also extend that courtesy of not killing us to us.

Hearing this for the first time in my life I’m ready to rip apart a phonebook. music.apple.com/us/album/thr...

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Watching it comes at night, but shaking my head the whole time so people know I’m not happy with A24’s stance on AI

Fresh haircut for both of us. Having the time of our lives.

Stopping at the liquor store because if a handsome sixty two year old who hasn’t had to worry about money since 1995 can go off the wagon so can I

Oh geez thank goodness the main guy is the one who made it up the siege ladder without getting his head bashed in with a rock. Lucky guy.

I want people to know how I feel about global politics.

This did really well in a discord so I’m doing a little test to see how important context is: Masturbation is legal, oceans are now battlefields.

The people who are mad the left figured out politics are very funny. You called 3rd parties “wreckers” for a quarter century but when people operate within the system and win it’s also wrong?

It’s master and commander blank check t shirt day and I don’t care who knows it

Hello I can do pistol squats now. First thing I’m gonna do is change up on my day ones and start acting different.