Walking around the gym wishing I was wearing a "Does Anyone Want To Talk About The Repurcussions Of LeBron In Philly" shirt
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Americans at the end of a World Cup, knowing they don't have to care about soccer for another four years
The greatest feeling known to the modern corporate wage slave is setting your Out Of Office automatic reply on Outlook and Slack.
“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell
Happy 4th of July to my favorite specific sector of celebrants: English people
It's only officialy a schism if you nail your theses to a door. Otherwise it's just sparkling heresy.
This World Cup has yet to reveal the player who looks like me (according to my friends). From past years, the formula seems to be - big schnozz - questionable facial hair - goofy grin
This book is a blast and you should purchase several copies
Richy Craven@richycraven.bsky.social · 2y agoHello new followers. I have a comedy novel about an anxious, directionless Dublin lad who can see ghosts when he's drunk. Think that might be your cup of tea? Here's the first three pages.
I own many basketball jerseys and have loved many basketball players, but this was my first. #knicks
This such a French interaction. Rudy, c'est Victor. ... Et qui est Madame? #nba #spurs #wolves #nbaplayoffs
Trach your children that they have to go viral or they'll die. Have them read Charlotte's Web.
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly@seamas.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis week, some new research suggests having kids doesn't make you any happier. I hope the planet's happy and contented non-parents can weaponise these findings against everyone telling them they're missing out. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...
So who's got it worse out of two babies born in 1990: the woman named Alexa or the guy named Claude?
not me purchasing fast food and disguising it as my own cooking in my delightfully devilish era
One of my favorite things about living in Dublin is meeting Irish people who hate St Patrick's Day. It's such an endearingly grumpy position to have. I love it.
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
