Jim Into Mystery
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Your Internet Hero. Mostly on Tumblr. (he/him/fella) jimintomystery.tumblr.com
Finally got SS86 Astrotrain fully transformed to train mode and I kinda want to encase him in an acrylic slab so none of the 800 little tabs pop out of place again.
I read a few reviews of DIGGER and I think it's adorable that they all tiptoe around revealing the "twist" near the start of the movie, as if you need to see it cold to really Get It.
I know it's technically the first *Collision* at sea but it's very funny watching Jericho talk like AEW has never done this before over footage of the *Dynamite* that was taped aboard the 2020 Jericho cruise
Here we see some of the dumber senators being sat down at the kid's table in the corner of the room, to make sure they understand what TEC stands for.
Oct 10th 1994 - The Justice Department informs the Senate Oversight Committee for Covert Operations about Dr Hans Kleindast's time travel invention and the need to form the T.E.C. (Time Enforcement Commission) to police time travel. 📽️📅 Timecop (1994)
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i need this new ikea guy because it’s literally me this is my resting face
I would love this. Wrestlemania the Arcade Game is still hella fun to play, but it's become increasingly awkward listening to Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler the entire time. An AEW equivalent with Excalibur and Taz would go down smooth.
I've been telling folks for years now the way forward is letting Netherrealm do a 21st century, AEW-centric Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game. Don't try to beat 2K at their own game, get weirder and wilder with it.
NatGeo Wildlife photographer Martin Greguš Jr. captured this polar bear getting comfy somewhere in northern Canada. Scritches for their itches. The closer we get to the midterm election, the more I need *this* kind of Big Bear Energy. (📷: Martin Greguš Jr., mywildlive on IG)
Watching a history of Jontron video and the narrator keeps saying things he did became epic memes that endure to this day, and I have no idea what he's talking about. I've watched Game Grumps for six years, so I feel like I should be adjacent to this stuff but I barely know who the hell this guy is.
This is gonna be so funny when his men drag this into the city and the Greeks climb out of it to sack SpaceX
Got a weird one for you guys tonight www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
My main beef with AEW's Clockwork Carnage is that it's a solution in search of a problem. We didn't need a new way for eight guys to fight at the same time. The hype video has nothing to say except that you can pin the champ and not win, or the champ could lose without being pinned. Yay?
Kept seeing AEW fans saying Swerve's Reverse Flash gear is some crucial signal for Strickpage lore, but now I'm getting a better look at the New Level's gear and they're dressed like regular Flash, so I think that's all it means. Unless Reverse Flash tried to kiss a dude who drank his blood, I guess
Every damn day on Wrestling Tumblr somebody is like "why aren't their any fanfics about [random pairing]?" and I turn into "Good ol' JR" Jim Ross and yell "Well I don't see an damn anchor tied to your ass!"
First version of A Christmas Carol I ever saw was the 1983 Disney cartoon. Ghost of Christmas Future knocks Scrooge McDuck into his open grave, and he clings to a root as the casket opens below him to reveal the fires of hell. It's pretty metal, actually.
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
Legit sports: We're taking a 12-minute timeout to review the play to see if somebody's foot was outside of a line Pro wrestling, the sport of kings:
This seems easy at first, but you can only use one hand and you have to finish in eight seconds.
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Writing efforts have picked up a bit since I started jotting ideas down at the office with a pen and notepad. Always seemed tedious to me, but I've discovered the Pilot G2 .07mm is very comfortable. Less comfortable: Copying the notes into my laptop. I'm considering investing in a clipboard.
Watching Maple Leaf Pro Wrestling and they asked "Canadians, do you piss Molson's and maple syrup?" and I am increasingly concerned about the kidneys of our friends in the true north.
What, we have those everywhere! I nearly tripped over a barbed wire board on my way to work this morning (I was crossing the street to avoid a pile of thumbtacks) #AEW
I'm sorry AEW, but in what street would you find a 2x1m black board covered in spirals of barbed wire? Chicago Street Fight indeed. Tsk. #AEWallout
It so funny that we all hate Wheeler Yuta so much that we collectively agree that he's the Death Rider we never thought Danielson could forgive, as opposed to Jon Moxley, who definitely did nothing wrong.
In words we never thought we'd type again... Wheeler Yuta tags in Bryan Danielson as the former world champion goes to work! Danielson aligns with the Death Riders in honor of the memory of PAC as #AEWDynamote is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
We don't even have a cause of death for PAC, but people are already using it to call for stronger drug testing in AEW. It's like people don't know what to do with their grief, except to skip to the next page in the hot take playbook. You can just lay out for a few days, guys, it'll keep.
On days like this it feels like I've seen a hundred beloved pro wrestlers pass away too soon, too suddenly. I wish I could tell you it gets easier. It won't. All I can offer is that you'll find the strength to endure it.
I don't know how you watch All Out and decide they "brought back" the Moxley/Death Rider main events from 2025, when the main idea of this main event was that Moxley lost so the Death Riders will be out of the main event scene for a long time. #AEW