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What is a boy to do? Frasurbane on Splatoon 3 ๐ Gold/Starz/Reg Dynamo buffoon
Sometimes I think back to when I was vegan and how people I've known my whole life - who'd tell you to eat fruits and vegetables because they were healthy - would suddenly lose their shit at the prospect of another human being eating those things exclusively for a meal. Real weird leap in logic.
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Anxiously awaiting the "I wanna dip my balls in it" guy's directoral debut with Andie MacDowell's kid.
Original Chungus@tronknotts.bsky.social ยท 4d agoSaw the Verity movie. It's both exciting and very boring. Best part was thinking about Doug from Mtv's The State directing Don Johnson's daughter to get frisky alone in a tub as the water turns to blood and then Anne Hathaway bites her lip, then him saying "I'm out of heeeeere" instead of "cut"
[putting on my dog's harness for the millionth time] My dog: What the hell is happening right now???
Is it weird to want this toy because it's the closest I'll ever get to owning a Darwin Mayflower figure?
A slippery one for you @actualnames.bsky.social www.farminguk.com/news/lubrica...
Lubricants industry veteran Nigel Bottom appointed VLS chair - FarmingUK News
Nigel Bottom has been appointed chairman of the Verification of Lubricant Specifications (VLS), the UK body overseeing lubricant standards.
farminguk.com
The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com ยท 7d agoQ: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
What are the odds that there isn't an adult movie actor with the stage name "Christopher Throbbin'?" I feel like we're well within the age where even the 100 acre wood isn't sacred place.
Now I REALLY regret having seen The Running Man.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social ยท last wk.I think we know what this means
It'd be so cool if we could quit pointing out the obvious and make some kind of plan to stop the obvious.
Karl Bode@karlbode.com ยท last wk.Brendan Carr is illegally destroying U.S. media consolidation limits so that Trump-friendly local broadcast TV companies (Sinclair, Nexstar, Tegna) can all merge and pummel local TV news consumers with propaganda. This is even pissing off major cable companies, who say it's unfair to them:
I know the face of a guy who's hungry for sloppy amounts of divine testosterone when I see it.
Christian Nightmares@christiannightmare.bsky.social ยท last wk."Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
I need somebody else to verify that Julia Hart vs. Queen Aminata on last night's #AEWCollision was a certified banger.
My patience meter kicking into over drive when I see an inevitable repaint coming.
I took 3 years off and finally went back in and beat Kraid in #MetroidDread and now I've entered the "just stepped into the kitchen and forgot what I was looking for" phase of middle aged gaming life.
Gandalf: I Have No Memory Of This Place
ALT: Gandalf: I Have No Memory Of This Place
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Normalize NOT putting treasure down the toilets in your dungeons. #ttrpg
AEW is selling new Pac shirts with 100% of the profits from the shirts going directly to the Satterley family. If you want a cool shirt to honor Pac, and want to support his family at the same time, I'd say now is the best time to grab one. Forever our bastard. shopAEW.com
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
