In a Spirit Halloween so niece and nephew can figure out their costumes. There's a costume for the AI slop coffeehead ballerina video 🤦♂️
Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️
@jkintampabay.bsky.social
Florida Man. Elder millennial. Progressive. Braves fan. Enjoys craft beer. Opinions my own, yada yada... Resolute proponent of the Oxford comma.
Tonight's drink: a lime Gose from a Panamanian brewery Did a build your own 6-pack at Total Wine last weekend. All new to me international beers. This is tasty as hell, but I love a good gose
Any immigration lawyers on here on a Friday night? Taiwanese musician set to begin a US headliner tour tomorrow arrived in Phoenix an hour ago, & ICE detained one of her band members, not saying why nor where they were taking him See email and IG contact info in 1st image if you can help
Honestly this stuff isn’t that complicated, if you met two people at a party and one of them wrote a book and one of them used ChatGPT to self publish a book, who would be the cooler person What if someone was painting at the party and a guy next to them pulled out a phone and generated an image
Listening to a YouTube video in the background & it mentioned a "9 most important albums for various times of your life" game that I guess went around Twitter last weekend. Bored, so fuck it, why not?
Pete Hegseth remains undefeated in taking the action at any moment that the man least secure in his manhood in any room would take.
Got 4 vaccines tonight while picking up a prescription: covid, flu, Tetanus, hepatitis B (1st dose.) Pharmacist offered all 4, I said might as well while I can, given how we don't know what bullshit RFK or anyone else in the regime is going to do on any given day
It’s like this guy wished on a monkeys paw to be the exact opposite of JK Rowling
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
more business owners need to be like this
Every other inning I get Charlie Crist ads, and it's wild to me that he went from Governor to US House to now a runoff for Mayor of St. Pete
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
Following the final approval of the Warner Bros.-Paramount merger, CEO David Ellison promises "difficult decisions that affect our workforce." tinyurl.com/5n7jnxe4 That's all, folks—Skydance immediately hints at massive layoffs
Alright, gimme a 6 pitch inning with 3 groundouts here...
Chris Sale! 8th pitcher in postseason history with 6 strikeouts in the first 2 innings of a game  First since 2023 Zack Wheeler NLDS G2 Second in Braves franchise history (Mike Hampton) Oldest on the list
Matty! Do not do that to Sale! 😱
It's still so wild for Fox to be showing Charlie Crist ads, and remembering it's for a runoff election for Mayor of St. Pete. Former Governor, former US Congressman, and he's running for Mayor...
Yo, I realized the other day when I posted the Ozzie GIF that you can do GIFs in Bluesky now rather than rely on the inadequate in-app GIFs. Posting Iggy now to confirm it...
See, the Dodgers keep all their starting pitchers on the IL until the postseason, when in actuality, you should do like the Braves and *put* them on the IL for the postseason.
Seven SP on the IL? No problem! Three bullpen games in a row, and we fuckin' win two of them! I'm so goddamned pumped! Can't even sleep now 😅
11 outs in a row is still a helluva run. Iggy will close it out
Drake's gotten so much better at challenges as the season has progressed
One last try to manifest things... CYCLE! CYCLE! CYCLE!
A timely reminder: KNOW YOUR PARASITES! TICKS: External parasites: Remove with tweezers. WORMS: Internal parasites: Remove with medication. ➡️ BILLIONAIRES: Economic parasites: Remove with wealth tax. ➡️ Immediate intervention is crucial for your health and the health of our communities. (NHS)
DIDIER. FUCKIN'. FUENTES. When he's a starter next year, it's gonna be so goddamn fun...