Jeff Goodridge🐐🎶💨💓👻🇨🇦

@jmgoodridge.bsky.social

40 something in Hamilton, Ontario and I like cereal, nostalgia and cartoons. Cannabis Enthusiast/Advocate. Former SLAM and Fight Network contrib. I used to manage guys in tights that fake fought. Bisexual but who honestly cares?!

In Ancient Egypt, there was this guy... Akhenaten. He was probably insane, married Nefertiti and then dragged everyone to the middle of the desert away from the capital to worship The Sun. He's the father of monotheism. He was also declared a heretic and his name was REMOVED from everything.

@dodes888.bsky.social · yesterday

When he’s finally gone, I never want to see another clip, flashback, or picture of him ever again. Make it like he never existed.

The five "Simpsons" lines I've uttered or adapted the most... 5. I'm not NOT (insert here, such as licking toads) 4. That's unpossible. 3. Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2. Sticking together is what good waffles do 1. Cromulent. I use it any way I can. It's a perfect pronoun, adverb and adjective.

Jason Westhaver 🇨🇦@njiska.com · yesterday

The five “Simpsons” lines I’ve uttered or adapted most… 5. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 4. Stupid sexy <object or Flanders> 3. I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but <thing we need> 2. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 1. Sweet merificul carp! My <object>!