Joe
@joebonesonline.bsky.social
🤡 He/him, 35 years old 🤡 Writing THE LAST LAUGH OF THE CLOWN KING, a fantasy-satire-horror novel Too dumb for social media BLM + TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS + LGBTQIA+
I do think Dragonhawk is my current favorite dragon in mtg at the moment. She topples Chromium, the Mutable for that lauded position. This is for both mechanics AND vibes btw
Coconut smells like beef stew and she will NOT leave me alone. One like = one bath, one repost = SEE YOU LATER STINKY
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will beat you to death for your right to say it" -- 𝘝𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦
I'm putting the Sumerian joke about the dog entering the bar into my novel for some reason
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Lukan Garrow
LUKAN is a sad gay goth with Boat Related Autism and far too much to say about horror movies. He is interested in the visceral, the tactile, the dead and the divine. He works in a record store to feed...
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No seriously this is the best comic ive ever read
they made gooseworx@gooseworx.bsky.social · 5d agohaven't made one of these in a while
I fell down the stairs like a DUNCE (I'm fine, they built me sturdy) and my sweet boy Lou hasn't left me alone since 😭
going to be honest with you big man I heard fuck all when I put that shell to my ear, but for a fleeting moment the coolness of the shell against my ear soothed me
The fans fellating Hank Green in the comments are embarrassing. Fandom is a cruelty to yourself and AI use is never permissible. The powerful use it to separate us from our creativity and ownership of our work. Assuming Hank knew better but he's insulated from the consequences of his actions, so
This just in: geek darling Hank Green has no morals. More news at 10
Did you know frogs have more lives than cats? Frogs have the ability to croak every day.
Democrats are always like ummm if you want to be super winners and successful like us why do you use the word socialism instead of lying. Lying is so great. Check mate Marxists
This reminds me of my Aunt Carol and im struggling to identify why
Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 6d agoLove the almost art deco style of this leaf-hopper 🪲
POV you gave the new coworker a single cheez-it and now she thinks youre the boss of the office
