joel

@joel.zone

freelance writer. i’m also at sidequest.cool

syndicate 2012 but in 2026 would have had a cool mission where you steal drives and gpus because the corp you work for can’t afford new ones

I’d say “they should do an absolute version of an obscure character,” but Al Ewing has pulled Anti-Matter Man out of his ass, so what do I know

triple h is a coward, ditching the bald look. he looks like several asda vacuum sealed packs of beef that’s gone mouldy

know the entire space is exploding but - Hello, I'm Siobhán Casey, freelance games journo. I've been published in Lost in Cult's [lock-on], PLAY Magazine, NME, Rock Paper Shotgun, VG247 & TechRadar I like JRPGS and rubbish european rpgs about caves I will REVIEW or PREVIEW anything for you

my dog wears a muzzle because he’s a reactive fool, who doesn’t understand his mouth is dangerous. so, why, does every dog owner stand gawping when i stand back and wait for them to finish their business, as if i have Hannibal Lecter with cutlery next to me?

i think Nintendo’s current design ethos is genuinely quite interesting if you began to break them down. fascinating how its entire visual language has evolved.

CJ Perry (Lana in WWE), is promoting an apparent co-authored book that uses a hilarious AI cover, and the promotional Instagram post still has lorem ipsum in it where the reader quotes are supposed to be.

Instagram screenshot. Photo of CJ Perry holding her book, “Bulletproof Angel” which features an AI generated image of her holding a gun, against the backdrop of an also AI generated city. Promo slide “What readers are saying about BULLETPROOF ANGEL”

But they forgot to put a quote in and left in the lorem ipsum

that last rt thread is precisely the kind of stuff jewish people shouldn’t have to put up with. if you’ve bought into the zionism is judaism propaganda, kill yourself tbh.

I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.

I see we are on games guides discourse. So here's my 2 cents. (ugh this might be long) When I started out (2011-ish), there was way more work going around for interview and feature-led work. That slowly declined until around 2018 or 2019. Instead, guides took its place.

Splatoon Raiders is a better Serious Sam game than some of the more recent Serious Sam games.

current vocal stim: “maximum defence MODE” from the doctor who episode, “school reunion,” when k9 shoots his little laser nose at the bat creatures

made my way from family guy compilation youtube recommendations to river cottage farm recommendations.

just seen a job for “humanoid handler” and it’s just to make sure robots doesn’t punt attendees at events

spending sunday mindlessly watching another epic “Cartoon Family Dad” family guy (no zoom) compilation via the preview on youtube on my phone because there’s no ads

genuinely need like, an actual japanese led piece on why the country’s developers are so determined to shoot itself in the foot PR wise. same for korean & Chinese devs.

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my mother’s Spotify has begun delivering her ai slop and she refuses to acknowledge it because she is the co-worker in the co-worker music insult

i have begun ramping up production of late game parts in satisfactory and it’s just resulting in me wanting to restart (350 hours into this save)

Just a warning for everyone, since Video Game Slopterica keeps being the most irresponsible YouTube Channel to exist these days. The Banjo-Tooie Recompilation is NOT associated with us. It is entirely AI-generated. Both Zelda: Recompiled and Banjo: Recompiled have very clear No AI stances.

it is impressive how video games esoterica has just ploughed straight into being utterly useless at covering things, because he’s a “I want my treats NOW” kinda guy.