Joe Lancaster

@joelancaster.com

Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast

Happy Days’ pilot aired in 1974 but takes place in 1955. That ‘70s Show premiered in 1998 and took place in 1976. Therefore it’s high time for a half-hour sitcom about the halcyon days of 2007

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

This is Lindsey Isaacs. Last year, after a roadway accident killed three people in Florida, police spotted her on a Flock license plate reader and arrested her. But she wasn't involved in the crash.

Lindsey Isaacs, a young blonde woman in an orange jumpsuit, sits in a courtroom.

This is Lindsey Isaacs. Last year, after a roadway accident killed three people in Florida, police spotted her on a Flock license plate reader and arrested her. But she wasn't involved in the crash.

Lindsey Isaacs, a young blonde woman in an orange jumpsuit, sits in a courtroom.

They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted.

Olivia 🤍 4thTransformer@olivia4t.bsky.social · last mo.

#UPDATE — New video shows #ÏCE agents running along the side of the car. Video does not show the agents in danger of being "run over." Agent shot & killed the driver—witnesses say they heard 4 shots. Incident occurred in #Biddeford, #Maine— about 15 miles south of #Portland.

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

It is quaint to say how much the imperial president just gets to do war now, it’s been decades of this appalling shit and yet: it’s still abhorrent Trump has been able to take his stupid fucking war this far with Congress just not doing anything