Out now! The best-looking audio drama you'll listen to all year!
Joel Dane
@joeldane.bsky.social
Author of CRY PILOT trilogy (Ace Books), Marigold Breach audio drama (with Jameela Jamil!), RAGPICKER (Meerkat Press, my passion project) and various other long-form lies under various other short-form pen names.
THE LAST INFINITY is out now! Come check out my book about time traveling disaster gays and the terrible things I put them through: books2read.com/b/bwMZ99. #TimeTravelAuthors #WritingCommunity
My company, Artifacts of Human Intellection, pays humans to draft words to feed into the writer-replacement machine because the writer-replacement machine cannot replace writers. Buy my stock now! talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-e...
The Era of Literal AI Book-Chomping Has Begun
Here is an update on a story you may not yet have...
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I want a browser plug-in that changes every instance of 'AI' to 'deep fake.'
I LOVED the first book in this smart, swashbuckling Master & Commander & Magic novel, and look at this review for the second one! Highly recommended! www.readingreality.net/2026/08/a-bo...
A+ #BookReview: The Silver Hand by Shawn Carpenter
My Review: The Silver Hand is the follow-up to the absolutely marvelous first book in the Tides of Magic series, The Price of Redemption. And it was well worth the damnable two year wait to get it. Wh...
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Listen to celebrities say my words for zero dollars and zero cents! Here at Crazy Joelie's, WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY! www.audible.com/pd/Marigold-...
Marigold Breach
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Starring Jameela Jamil and Manny Jacinto! After crash-landing on a mysterious planet with no memory and a sentient AI implant in his brain keeping him alive, a soldier searches for answers about his past. There are only four things Lucan knows with ...
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THIS is why I've been busting my hump to reach 219 followers! Finally, the big payout.
There aren't enough opportunities for a novelist to use the phrase 'EOD.'
🚨 TIME TRAP IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! 🚨 My new dinosaur-filled time loop adventure romance is available as an early release! Backers get it 3 months before anyone else. The book has: 🦖 Dinosaurs ⏳ Time loops 💋 Romance 💥 Explosions Join the adventure! www.kickstarter.com/projects/eli...
Time Trap: Time Travel Romance Special Illustrated Hardcover
Low-spice romantic adventure with SF thriller elements & prehistoric setting. Jurassic Park meets Groundhog Day with more explosions.
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Just FYI, I am now open to queries! In particular, 'why don't you write a bestseller?' and 'you gained how much during your diet?'
This is not my beautiful natural tree cavity? These are not my beautiful larvae! This is not my beautiful colony! How did I get here? - When a social parasite ant queen is also a talking heads fan
I had a potato and am tired. However I will get back to it and make something good happen.
My wife didn't crop this photo and send to me with the text, "Bad news about your clones."
burt's bees should just make an all-purpose goop you can roll in once a day
what is it intrinsic to the nature of chopped liver that makes it so consistently worth disregarding?
Books on saaaaaaale! Buy A Thousand Recipes for Revenge and A Feast for Starving Stone for a mere $2.49 apiece! That means the whole series is under $5. US and Canada only. Please share! Promo links A Thousand Recipes: amzn.to/3H7sZ0Y A Feast for Starving Stone: amzn.to/3L2uzCU
If he'd posted 1488, the DOJ would've given him a job offer.
What is reality—and who decides? In The Purpose of Reality (Lunar), Steve Simpson bends perception, language, and meaning into poetry that is fluid and quietly disorienting. #NationalPoetryMonth #Poetry #IndiePress #MeerkatPress @inconstantlight.bsky.social zurl.co/JTihY
I got a rejection today but then I got Queen Bee in the NYT spelling bee, so things have a way of working out
Ambiguous sign at the senior center: MADATORY VOLUNTEER TRAINING
Okay, here's something else for everyone to do: Look at all of the folks obviously running for president (Booker, Murphy) on their non-Congressional accounts, and see how they're responding to Trump's bomb threats. Push them on their response.
Okay, all - would appreciate your help. I got RIF’ed in January, and am in the market for a comms job. Please help with your best contacts/referrals? Thank you!
Dimova's books are SO FUN. Absolutely loved her Foul Days series and can't wait for this one.
Solaris Books@solarisbooks.bsky.social · 5mo ago🎉ACQUISITION ANNOUCEMENT🎉 We've snapped up THE TRAVELLING MUSEUM OF WITCHCRAFT by @gen-dimova.bsky.social for the UK! 👉 https://bit.ly/4sg10Rn THE SPELLSHOP meets NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM in this cosy fantasy! @alrutter.bsky.social acquired UK/BC English language rights from @benglishhh.bsky.social.
This book is so much better than any cute-arrow-meme! It carves into the marrow of fantasy. The creatures we elevate, the powers we deform ourselves to accept. But also: romance! Humor, horror, and a broken, resilient protag. (This book is also far better than all comps to this book. Come at me.)
Solaris Books@solarisbooks.bsky.social · 5mo agoDive into @kerstinhall.bsky.social 's deliciously dark fantasy ASUNDER! Follow deathspeaker Karys as she balances her compact with a terrifying eldritch being with her job investigating suspicious deaths, and a new complication – the dying stranger now sharing her shadow. https://geni.us/asunder
Here are my birds, just follow the link if you’d like to own one, it’s quite easy 🦅. (First long eared owl is newly done/ added) www.chloecumming.com/birds
