Joe Scaramanga
@joescaramanga.co.uk
I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six. All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants. May make uninformed comments about the football. #totp #coys
Kid 2 is watching another annoying YT video where they shout all the time "Why do they have to shout all the time?" "Because they have really low quality microphones."
Billy Mcbride: Fair Enough Reaction
Alt: Billy Mcbride: Fair Enough Reaction
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Disciples, outside a cave, on Easter Sunday. "I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and pissed off."
Jonathan Edward Durham@thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4mo agoWhat’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
While I loathe accounts who just steal other people's content for clicks, this is wonderful.
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15h ago
A YT video of the Lotus from The Spy Who Loved Me has reminded me we drove past an actual 1970s white Lotus Esprit yesterday. No doubt owned by an absolute rotter because cars like that generally are. Musk owns one of the original ones from the film. youtu.be/6gTnhGbN3QU
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME | Sea, Sand and… a Lotus Esprit Submarine?
YouTube video by James Bond 007
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I don't know who that second one, but he is a huge prick and hope no one in his family ever has suicidal thoughts because he's clearly the kind of cunt who would say "have you tried not being depressed?". What an absolutely callous piece of shit.
Richard Carr@richardcarr.bsky.social · 18h agoThere’s a specific tone and lane here that’s abhorrent
This horrific tale cannot be reposted too often.
Gregk Foley@gregk.co.uk · 6mo agoSharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.
God, I hate cooking in a strange kitchen. I can't find anything, the cookware is appalling, I don't know how the cooker works, I don't have any spices and stuff to hand. Cooking while camping is more fun than this.
www.theguardian.com/education/20... My favourite is the dad who said looking at his social media is an invasion of privacy. Holidays are expensive. And the fine is a lot less than the difference in the cost. But imagine the outrage if a teacher took weeks off in term time to go on holiday.
‘Cheap travel is not a defence’: the parents facing court for school absences in England
In one court in Kent, most cases relate to term-time holidays, but non-attendance is a complex issue and post-pandemic rates remain high
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Imagine playing for that basket case team and turning down a move away. Either Hojbjerg is a terrible person who agrees with the terrible things Marseille stand for, or Newcastle is even worse.
Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · yesterdayMarseille coach Bruno Genesio on Hojbjerg being stripped of the captaincy "It’s a decision dictated to me by the club's management. It's not a decision I agree with." Hojbjerg had refused a transfer to Newcastle, which had angered OM owner Frank McCourt.
The lamp "shade" in our holiday let is giving off horrific man eating alien plant vibes and making me nervous.
"Say goodbye to all of this... and hello to oblivion!" 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' made its debut in UK cinemas on this day in 1975.
McDonalds will tell you that the public have a feverish desire for burgers & no other types of food, because that's all they've decided to churn out. Don't let the press tell you that the public want racism & transphobia & bullying & hate just because that's all they know how to cook any more.
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
Why do white supremacists always look like haunted Cabbage Patch Dolls...?
Gregory Kohn@kohngregory.bsky.social · yesterdayIn the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
Perhaps we ought to take a moment to reflect on how many white male cishet privately educated non disabled men have been given jobs and promoted without question based on fabricated CVs, unfounded self-confidence and an embellished life story & whether we’ve even heard of them.
Well done, Clacton for proving everything the rest of the country thinks of you. You bunch of backwards, racist twats. (Apart from those who didn't vote for him) You had a chance to throw out a worthless, corrupt MP and instead you empowered him because you like corruption more than foreigners.
Can’t be bothered to turn up in Clacton for the declaration, and cancels a speech planned for 10:30. Congratulations, Clacton: you got the MP you deserve.
Airplane Let Them Crash: Counter Point
ALT: Airplane Let Them Crash: Counter Point
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Released on this day in 1976: So It Goes by #NickLowe, the first single on #StiffRecords youtu.be/YEpr8kaczck?si… B/W: Heart Of The City youtu.be/oZ7V-LGib1M?si���
The winner boycotts the announcement of the result, in a by-election boycotted by the other major parties. What a waste of time.
Congratulations to the cast of Byker Grove on getting their A-Level results.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3d agoCongratulations to the Kwik Fit fitters on getting their A-Level results.
So I thought to myself, "Wow. It must be hot enough outside to fry an egg." So I put a pan with some oil in it, outside on the scalding hot pavement, and left it there for a couple of hours in the full sun, and tried an experiment.... 🔆🍳
The club are trying very hard to repair all relationships that has been broken. I think the threat of relegation and the All Together Always stuff has woken the the hierarchy up to get everyone moving in the same direction www.tottenhamhotspur.com//news/1085155
Gallery: Legends join current squad for a special lunch
A number of our legends joined us at Hotspur Way on Thursday afternoon for a special lunch which saw Spurs icons of the past connect with our current first team squad.
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Finished work for my holiday two and a half hours ago but only just having my first holiday beer. Outrageous
