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@joeverfurr.bsky.social

Contingency pyramidal brain

Imagine: modern science lets you find your statistical soulmate, and unfortunately, you and your partner aren't each other's true love. You amicably break things off in pursuit of the one - each find them - you enjoy unconditional love from a perfect spouse. And then you cheat on them with your ex

Saw the Illinois flag redesign. Never going to believe anyone who says Chicago is America's second city, what kind of metropolis can't even rustle up ten graphic designers

Incredibly funny bit this site came up with where they disincentivised quote dunks by expanding block functionality, but then also designed the following tab so that replies don't show up, allowing the wretched quote format another niche in which to prosper

I may have to admit there's something to the bizarre anti-dunk system. It forces you to plot. To consider. To analyse. It makes schemes so much More

Genocide Joe cracking out one last sieg heil in the ninth minute of extra time. Entirely for the love of the game. Pure class 👏

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House Corrino ruled for 10,000 years before almost being overthrown because like one guy rediscovered the concepts of "public relations" and "professional armies"

Militiacels love to be like "uoooh mercenaries are disloyal! they only want money, they'll betray you if you don't pay them" well just pay them then??? Doesn't seem hard

i hate when ppl make “vore” furry art where one “OC” swallows another whole. cannibalism is about butchering and cooking! where is the blood! where is the horror of the slaughter mixed equally with the love of a home-cooked meal!

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Saw Gladiator 2. This is the most progressive man in world history, the weltgeist incarnate, and you must all kneel before him. Great work bossman

Denzel Washington (GOAT) as Macrinus (GOATOAT)

You can tell when you're in a true cosmopolitan world-city because the residents constantly bitch about it. Gushing about how much you love your underrated gem of a hometown - that's for second-string cities. You can see a similar effect happening for Twitter vs Bluesky