LeninRegimer

@leninregimer.bsky.social

Still #NeverPassing the drug test

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

theroux: I mean it looks like you've built this death star to tell galactic citizens what to do? tarkin: fear will keep the local systems in line. fear of this battle station theroux: but surely the more you tighten your grip-

daimyo: the tyrannical shogun requests my presence in Edo. to sate his paranoia I must reside there for six months wife: why does your luggage seem to consist mostly of sake barrels daimyo, coughing: he is a cruel master, my lord. His capricious whims are truly unknowable

Ba'athist twitter is calling me back..... I'm Saddam's top guy, he needs me to defeat the Iranians and Amerikkkans..... I need to become a mujahid in Chechnya to defeat Bush's puppet Putin.....