Joey Hedger

@joeyhedger.bsky.social

Author living in Alexandria, VA | Deliver Thy Pigs (Malarkey Books) | stories in Saw Palm, Complete Sentence, Variant Lit, HAD, and more | he/him www.joeyhedger.com

If I saw a spiderweb that said “some pig,” I wouldn’t think the pig was special. I’d think he was just some pig. And that just shows you how sick and twisted our culture has become since 1952.

gonna pull a John Henry and challenge Claude to a guitar playing contest. It’ll do some shit like soullessly replicate the Freebird solo, and it’ll probably win, b/c I’ll be in the corner doing that nasty bluegrass riff I learned once over and over until I get bored of it

AI users apparently don't want a watermark reminding them that Claude is just a brand/company product. They prefer to think of Claude as a French dude smoking cigarettes and philosophizing about the meaning of life, making little paintings in his Paris apartment and wrongly solving math problems.