absolutely baffling image. like it clearly implies only the Muslim fish (?) has a chance of beating the fascist one
John Children
@johnchildren.bsky.social
Software Engineer working on Quantum Computing Web Services. Into Programming Languages, Compilers, Video Games and Anime. GitHub.com/johnchildren
i feel like the salient bit is a continued observation that the useful tool for labor productivity degrades to infinite fodder for c-suite paste eaters to cook their brains on.
Every day I am thankful for not having to write Go anymore 🙏
Golang. What a language. How do you take an integer N number of seconds and convert it to a Duration? That's right! Create a Duration representing N nanoseconds(??) and then multiply it(???) by the constant Duration time.Second. pkg.go.dev/time#pkg-con...
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
Yet another job ad! We're looking for a software engineer to work on our open source Tierkreis workflow system (focussing on quantum-HPC hybrid integration). The job is based in Singapore. #quantumcomputing #jobad jobs.eu.lever.co/quantinuum/8...
Quantinuum - Advanced Software Engineer – Hybrid Quantum-HPC Orchestration - 860
We are seeking a talented and innovative Software Engineer/Developer to design and develop a hybrid workflow orchestrator between Quantinuum quantum processors and classical supercomputing resources i...
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One of the worst things about being tall is that sinks are frequently at crotch height and so I often look like I am wearing Calico cut pants
I seem to have developed a new nervous wince, nice!
the point of code review is not (exclusively) to catch bugs! if you work with other people you probably want some code review process so more than one person can evaluate and be aware of what you’re committing, how it works, and what it’s responsible for.
Testing a potentially unpopular opinion that I'm not sure the dev industry is ready for: Unless you're shipping something like nuclear safety code, you probably don't need a human reviewer for your PRs.
sha1_smol, aho-corasick, polycool, kurbo, skirfa, lyon_geom I do not know what these do but I am sure they are vitally important to my computer.
I'm going to try and write a paper so it's time to put on 10000 days and zip up my hoodie all the way.
Apparently I can't help sounding like Sephiroth when I talk about "longevity"
I'm kinda keen to read stuff like this with CAIN cosmology as my head cannon is that Sins are aspects of the demiurge that Eve and Adam slew with the Fruit of Knowledge, that first manifested in Abel (forcing Cain to kill his brother and create the organisation)
shout out to some cool new CAIN homebrew: snarferman.itch.io/garden-of-sin
Everyone keeps asking "how are the big AI providers going to get a return on their investment a bloobloobloo?" That's easy, dipshit. Every EC2 instance now costs you, personally, a trillion dollars. That's called business and investors love it.
AWS emailing customers they owe $7T
We want to hire an Offering Manager for our Developer Platform. This means working out what developers need for doing quantum computing, and then making that happen. Experience in writing (quantum) software will help a lot. jobs.eu.lever.co/quantinuum/9... #jobad #quantum #quantumcomputing
Quantinuum - Sr. Director, Offering Management – Quantum Developer Platform - 836
We are seeking a Sr. Director, Offering Management to join our team in the London or Cambridge, UK offices. Lead the strategy and execution of a cloud-based quantum developer platform that enables dev...
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Every time a new piece of software breaks I can't help me saying "vibed?" In my head
Kinda sad that they have swapped "this train terminates" for "this train completes its journey"
Faffing around with writing custom nix derivations again for the first time in a little while. Not sure if they are too specific to contribute to nixpkgs though
I wasn't having a great day and now I'm being gaslit by rustc
big think