skyking

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sounding rockets & bad computer programming formerly Groq, WeWork, NASA Wallops, among others

how many outgoing requests per second do you think for it’s reasonable to expect an error reporting library to handle? assuming these are being sent to an aggregator over the network.

he's a video game streamer turned pundit whose takes are informed by a warmed over millennial understanding of Chomskyist campism. this makes him more directionally correct than like 80% of federal dem electeds older than 50 and 100% of the MSM, but it also means he's really stupid

okay new GitS is truer to the manga and i appreciate its lightheartedness but as a piece of media i think the 1995 film sits in an almost unattainable position

okay so i‘m back to thinking that delivery estimation is a waste of time for software projects and we should just not really try for “this software will be delivered by this date” but instead build some sort of ablative shielding into every plan that can be discharged from a plan as needed.

yeah okay this is the first weekend i have not been DOING SHIT or NERD SNIPED so i guess it's a cooking & posting day.

pork & kimchi nabe; using roasted chicken stock + dashi as the base instead of water. somehow did not have spring onions so @isabel.kim thinly sliced half a yellow onion instead and that‘s probably fine.

a red cast iron enameled pot filled with cabbage that has pork and kimchi layered in between slices

i am mad at the computer again that means it’s time to put it away. coming up with a way to reliably swarm test code with external state that you can’t /quite/ consistently model in the test engine is extremely frustrating and i am Done for today.

one old the other things is that apart from the trauma, WFH was both good and bad for us in a lot of ways, coming back from WFH was often done in an intentionally abusive way meant to assert the authority of the bosses, and in the immediate aftermath the layoffs began

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · last wk.

One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.

i hadn’t really intended on making a testing library but since that did end up happening i’ve been thinking a little about testing libraries recently. it’s interesting how this stuff needs to be built with good copy/paste UX in mind because god damn are people gonna copy/paste test code.

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

This has been an issue in tech for so long that the failure to correct it is really telling about the industry’s inherent lack of capacity for introspection. It selects for and rewards antisociality and then wonders why people don’t like and trust it.

dorian@doriantaylor.com · last wk.

there is a doctrine of product development out of silicon valley that goes something like "i think this thing would be cool to have for myself, i'm sure other people *must* also want it too, so i'll make it and they will fund its development and also it will obviously be a blockbuster"

It is well-known that Mario is named after Nintendo of America's former landlord, Mario Segale. It has been discovered that his father, Louis Segale, was actually named Luigi before changing his name during immigration, making it an astounding coincidence that the real Mario's real father is Luigi.

Mario Segale (1934-2018) was a real estate developer and landlord of Nintendo of America's warehouse in 1981, famously being the inspiration for Mario's name. Minoru Arakawa, then president of Nintendo of America, reportedly named him after Segale because Segale was so reclusive that Arakawa did not know what he looked like.
It has been discovered in 2026 by genealogy researcher Elisabeth Zetland that Segale's father, Louis Segale, was actually born Luigi Maria Segale near Genoa in Italy, before changing his name to Louis during his immigration to the United States (adopting anglicized names being common among immigrants at the time).
One of the few known photos of Mario Segale
Since this fact has not been known until now, there is no way this could have factored into the naming of Luigi, but it is still immensely notable that the real-life Mario's father turned out to have been Luigi all along.
Source: theguardian.com/games/2026/apr/18/super-mario-nintendo-luigi-inspiration