Simon Clarke MP was born on 28 September 1984. That's all you need to know. #r4today

So the Government is considering removing the health element for disabled people under 25, and offering them support to get into work instead. So WHAT HAPPENS to those whose disability means they CANNOT work? Half-arsed plans. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes

Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment

theguardian.com

Fluke Edwards has disguised his listening to answers to questions from a variety of journalists at an open training day event as his own exclusive interview. #NUFC archive.vn/uDZ93

Burnham has pledged to end the triple lock. AM I wrong to think that this is in direct opposition to Badenoch who has pledged to continue it?

Anyone wonder what the guy who rang police about Fairford attack actually said? Suggestions in comments please.

Hope everyone is taking notice of Gordon's IQ. #NUFC

I hear that the PL is getting ready to relegate #mcfc to the Rugby Prem.

I don't know how my other elderly friends on here feel but I am certain: the state pension triple lock needs to end. We need the money for other things,

Wonder what Man City's sponsors feel about the guilty verdicts. #NUFC

Ghuei does look all that tonight.

Reilly gets a yellow. Get Hall on. & #NUFC

I see Opta predicts #NUFC will finish bottom this season.

Lewis Hall wouldn't have fucked it up like Reilly. #NUFC

Man City will drag it out for years, the penalties will be pathetic. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même. #NUFC

When I started in journalism, I had to have local knowledge of my patch - an area in the north of Darlington. BBC local reporters are expected to have local knowledge of a region - say the North-East. No papers have such local expertise any more. And now the BBC is planning to cut the latter.

Also, this would be a much nicer echo chamber if people would stop bringing posts from twitter over here.

Vocational GCSEs BBC education reporter Branwen Jeffreys there, pointing out that there isn't the money, and there aren't the staff to deliver what we pretend we do now, let alone what Burnham says he wants to do. And education secretary Lucy Powell is coming up in an hour or so. #R4Today

Too irritated to structure sentences properly

Watching frauds on newsnight. How come the public are fully expected and encouraged to live in debt, but governments are absolutely forbidden to run a deficit. Why? Because people living in debt is good for big business, and government spending is bad for big business.

Call your parents! Drop the pride, drop the grudges, and tell them you love them. None of us are guaranteed tomorrow, and you never know when a call or visit will be your last. Life moves fast, don't wait until it's too late to say what actually matters. Miss you Dad! 🖤🤍 #nufc #ripdad #10years

#NUFC transition -reflections: The #HCFC game showed some interesting things for me. First is that this squad is unable to play for 90 minutes the way they did for the first 30 vs #HCFC. But 50 mins we were slowing and by 65/65 mins we were all in. Even if we had 5 fresh subs, six players ... 1/4

Suggest first words from Burnham on meeting Trump. Mt guess is "Bugga me, you really are orange."

So one guy shouts "Free Palestine" on stage and the promoter says he has to go. Then the star of the show lists what is bad about Gaza and the promoter says ... "on you go"? Have I got that right? If so, the hypocrisy of both star and promoter is mind-blowing. #EdSheeran

Yes that penalty was weak. It would’ve ended the game if we’d gone in 3-0 at half time. I am still not convinced of Wissa. He seems to run around a lot more but his shooting skills for striker are piss poor

@chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social I'm not after you this morning, your report this morning is excellent. But it is spoiled by silly errors like those made by folks just out of NCTJ college. "Rapid-quick" is straight-forward tautology. #NUFC Tautology

@chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social Really? I think you should check. #NUFC

Get #NUFC folks read this. She's one of us.

Pleasing to see Arteta's face tonight. Pleased to see DeZerbi's face tonight. Very pleased to see Jaissle's face tonight. #NUFC

So much heart. So much shotblocking determination. Young Magpies show their steel. #nufc

Hornicek 7 Miley 8 Thiaw 7 Botman 7 Hall 8 Steur 8 Willock 7 Murphy 7 Wissa 4 Barnes 8 Pardo 5 Toure 6 Bamba 5 Schar 7 #NUFC