TJ Denzer

@johnnychugs.bsky.social

Senior News Editor Shacknews.com & culinary host of tasty indies on Indie-licious. Unofficial Bowser expert/weirdo. contact: tj.denzer (at) http://shacknews.com

Ryan Plays Pokémon: Ranking every evil plan in mainline Pokémon games based on how much they would annoy me by @easbygames.bsky.social "It’s always been rather funny to me how the villain teams in Pokémon games seem to have plans that wildly vary in actual scope." Read on:

Ryan Plays Pokémon: Ranking every evil plan in mainline Pokémon games based on how much they would annoy me

Sure, the villains in Pokémon games are all "bad guys," but which ones would personally inconvenience me the most?

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Wow, the Heroic Games are like a tournament arc in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave! Anyone can win and change the course of the whole-It’s Sothis isn’t it. The story will bottleneck down to Sothis and the “True Ending.”

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Donald Trump helped sell Madden and Battlefield to Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner, and I can't imagine how any of the in-bred cultists can stomach that, but I'm sure they'll find a way.

Ugoku Sushi Bar is surprisingly in-depth and satisfying when you get a good flow going, and panic-inducing when your flow gets broken by mistakes. 🤣 Really excellent work by @rogueduck.net. Definitely recommending this one. it's out now. #indiegame #indiedev

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Well that escalated quickly 😭. Watch @johnnychugs.bsky.social try to keep up as a sushi bar owner in this week's Indie-licious stream happening now! Tune in for Ugoku Sushi Bar from @rogueduck.net 🍣 Twitch: twitch.tv/Shacknews YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqCF... #indiegame #indielicious

The latest Shacknewsletter is out. Check your inboxes if you've signed up. And if you haven't, head over to Shacknews, click on an article, and give us your email at the bottom. Thanks so much to @sarry.bsky.social for talking to me about her streaming career and getting the surprise post-GDQ raid.

Had to explain to Sam the part of the live-action Dragon Ball movie where Goku slides on his noggin across the top of the car, the meme where the head slide is cut between multiple attacks, and how the actor who played Piccolo eventually played Zamasu in DB Super to redeem himself. Had to.

It’s late and you should go to sleep, but you can’t believe that of all the Warhammer games out there, they don’t have a life sim where you look after the needs and wants of unruly, bloodthirsty orks, rat people, and ugly fascists and teach them to live, laugh, and love.

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If you really think about it, Iggy Pop was ahead of the curve on modern furry design when he came up with the line "I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm."

“It says here, Mr Fauci, that you called Mr. Rubio, and I quote, ‘the portrait of Gomez Addams that swallows his sickness, filth, and decay eternally like Dorian Gray.’ What did you mean by this, and why did you personally invent COVID in a secret bathtub distillery? 10 seconds.”