Bea (bobthebob)
@joke.enterprises
xe/her, 22 gameplay engineer @ Respawn Entertainment on Apex Legends + occasional Titanfall janitoring, made northstar.tf, gay rhythm gamer and hobbyist arcade technician robot ferret thing in cyberspace currently working on: Flatcade yay wife: @ucob.lgbt
one of my favourite parts of travelling in winter is the feeling of stepping out into the cold at a station. its so comforting
Also the time when you add the patchnotes != the time when you wrote the patch. Usually writing patchnotes comes months later and it's very easy to forget to include a thing that you did 2 months ago right after the cutoff for the previous patchnotes
putting shit in patch notes is lowkey a bit inconvenient
"oh man i cant wait to go to sleep as soon as ive taken the bin down!!! :)" i say out loud to myself at 2am last night as i bare witness to the entire fucking bottom of the bin bag rip and the contents of the bag spills itself over my floor and like an entire tub of sour cream flies onto the bin lid
girl who was informed she was in fact she was going out for halloween 35 minutes before she had to be out last night (quite happy with this look for a very quickly scrambled costume)
i reread an original short story i really like on ao3 the other day cos it was tangentially related to a convo i was having with oomf and it made consider writing some lil short stories again, been a few years since i last did
Girls who use the terminal will be like "you can just do that in the terminal"
*turns wood screw the wrong way* man why cant i get this screw to tap
the faustian bargain of gaining a load of weight so u look hotter but then all ur skirts stop fitting u for some strange reason
you don't "suck ass" at fighting games. you simply have not unlocked the ability to access your Warrior's Soul. this can be achieved by either working retail or drinking 2 beers
if there's any fgc people following, do people know of any good resources on starting/promoting events? i'd really like to see if i could start a lethal league scene locally (obviously not a particularly popular game :v) and am trying to figure out the logistics of doing so
what they don't want to tell you is http:// stands for "hack the the planet"
they need to make a girl that is able to remember she has to drink water to stay alive
the light gun speedrunning scene is dying. Repost and tag your friends who you think would be great quick shots
the megarex "-core" series of albums have such cool covers. all their album covers are so cool but those in particular i really like the vibe of, examples attached i think i just like having Actual People on stuff like this, feels very at home with like, old nvidia gpu advertising