Since someone asked: yes, you can ask for a R34 wing-it of characters like Krystal. It doesn't have to be *your* character per se, as long as it's one I haven't drawn before. :P
jonas after dark
@jonasafterdark.bsky.social
I draw stuff. LEWD STUFF. If you're looking for my SFW acc't, it's @artofjonas.bsky.social
Doing a MAJOR discount for the next batch of wing-it comms, which will start as soon as I finish the current ones. This time it's $100 off my usual wing-it prices, on one condition: it has to be a character I've *never drawn before.* (Please repost and share!)
Maybe I should chase this trend and open up a restaurant called Eggfetish
Everything is about negotiation. Getting online is a negotiation between your computer and the internet. Browsing that site is a negotiation between the browser and the webpage. Looking at furry porn? That's a negotiation between your hand and your junk and oh god TALKS HAVE BROKEN DOWN
I have a few artist friends where I look at their stuff and it makes me want to ask "C'mon, tell the truth, are you a *little* bit bi maybe?" but I feel like there's just no way to smoothly segue into a question like that XD
"Oh goodness gracious," said the toony character you identify with. "This is such an awkward, embarrassing day! I hope I don't get steamrolled, flattened, stretched like a rubber band, TF'd into something else, hypnotized, lose all my clothes, or end up dressed in a way that makes me blush!!"
Sure sex is great and all but have you ever tried just napping on the fluffy Jonas tummy for hours while I gently pet you
The existence of dry humor implies the existence of well-lubricated sloppy humor💦
Presenting my new project, QRTUBER Using constantly updating QRCodes for streamers to sync data to viewers! Doesn't even have to be sex toys being controlled, could be lights or gamepad state or whatever, but I'm me so that's what we're starting with. qrtuber.com
most furry commissioners: plz draw a picture of my fursona. me: I NEED A PICTURE OF A POTATO AND I NEED IT POST HASTE. ONLY SORT OF FOR SEXUAL REASONS. And @artofjonas.bsky.social did a great job. Even made the balls bigger just like I asked.
Have some more YCHs up for bid. Visit the auction house channel on my discord to access. discord.gg/KVBwZdeF
I'm revising the specific Terms of Service for future wing-it commissions. If you plan on getting a wing-it from me in the future, please give these a read. tldr: less input, and no draft phase. What you get will be a surprise. Trust me: I'll make it good. 👍
"You really draw this well, are you into it?" Truthfully: not always, not guaranteed. But there's some stuff where I totally get why people are into it, even if it doesn't specifically push my buttons
Mayternity wing-it for @xavious.bsky.social featuring his character Nicole
Mayternity wing-it for @aelius.bsky.social featuring his character Orchid. (Background from Clip Studio Assets)
Wing-it for @diretaco.com featuring Reno and a ladyfriend
Wing-it for @brocade.bsky.social guest-starring a certain fox in space
I can ultimately handle it if Bsky flags my entire AD as adult; I only want mature adults seeing this side of me anyway. The decision is utterly absurd, however, and they're going to eat shit for it. Whether or not that matters to them in the long run remains to be seen.