Ragebaiting is over. It’s passé. We’re into joybaiting now. Saying and doing things just to delight you and make your day
Jon Drake
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🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO
My Roomba’s battery is low so I’m hand feeding it garbage until it gets its strength back
Saw a chef on a cooking competition say he was gonna “rehydrate some raisins.” Buddy that’s just grapes. I know grapes when I see them
People like to forget that Eric Adams was also a member of DSA.. Da Secret Albanians
Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach
Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals
Love when Renaissance Faires pay attention to the details, one time I got stung by a bee that was wearing a suit of armor
These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God
Tony Scott might be the most idiosyncratic director of all time and I mean that as a compliment
It’s important to know your faults. For example if I’m not careful my Kermit the Frog impression will often veer into Marvin the Martian territory
💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
Famously frivolous items like electricity and sustenance
Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 2mo agoFox Business contributor: Inflation isn't too bad “when you exclude food and energy”
You couldn’t make The Office today. I wouldn’t let you. We have enough The Office already
I was the only one out in the streets last night with a Charles Oakley Knicks jersey on
It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I really went all out covering the house in glitter. Once the celebration is over tho, he’s gonna have a lot of work to do
I think it's cool to have a trillionaire because if we ever really need money it's all in one place, and the only thing in the way of it is one douchebag everyone hates
Sleeping with a knife under my pillow in case somebody breaks into my house and wants some delicious fresh sashimi in the middle of the night
The most hilariously pathetic thing about James Dolan is he used to force his employees to go see his dogshit band in concert
MadGreek 🧿@madgreek2024.bsky.social · 2mo agoBillionaire Knicks owner, James Dolan, cancelled the NBA finals watch party outside Madison Square Garden last night, for game 4. So mayor of New York fuck'n City turned the whole city into one gigantic watch party! Watch the reaction from real Knicks fans.
It’s my daughter’s birthday today. She got a OG Anunoby jersey and a pair of wheat Timbs. She’s 7 and has no idea she’s a Knicks fan yet
The heat has gotten so bad on the East Coast that it's now routine to see large men wiping their brows with slightly smaller, drier men.
I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill
🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI