joomy

@joomy.bsky.social

researcher at Bloomberg. somehow a computer doctor. posts about functional programming, dependent types, metaprogramming, linguistics, and Turkey. 🐦: http://twitter.com/joomy 🕸️: http://joomy.korkutblech.com

Compiler goes to programmer. "Programmer, I am in rough shape. Mutable references abound and the tiniest changes break API compatibility." Programmer replies, "The treatment is simple! Rewrite in Haskell and GHC will sort you right out." Compiler bursts into tears: "But I am GHC!"

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

excited that my team at Bloomberg is supporting PhD students in certified programming (and other infra/sec topics too!) through a fellowship. 💻🛡️ includes stipend, tuition, and internship. timely for Rocq and proof assistant folks as science funding tightens. please apply by July 18th! 📬

Bloomberg Infrastructure & Security Ph.D. Fellowship | Bloomberg LP

Apply now for the Bloomberg Infrastructure & Security Ph.D. Fellowship program. Applications are due by Monday, June 30, 2025 for the 2025-2026 academic year.

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Twitter was really bad at multilingualism. my followers were mostly English speakers (professional connections) and a few hundred Turkish speakers (personal connections). I avoided tweeting in Turkish because it could look unprofessional.

BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3y ago

one of the things that was interesting about Twitter was that it really was multilingual, there were whole worlds out there that most people never saw. wonder if something of that scale will ever be recreated, or whether we're now in a new age of the splinternet.