thank you haley stevens. let’s show the establishment that what works on the coasts (cuomo being a splitter) doesn’t play in the heartland (dems in array after a bloody primary)

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6h ago

A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…

alright that was a fun mi-sen primary. let’s do a little palate cleansing, play a silly one, throw some banana ball time to lock in on the wi-gov primary!

The Microwave Cooking for One site is legit useful. You know that thing that happens when microwave food is half frozen? That’s not inherent to the microwave, it’s because most box microwave instructions are for 1100 watts and your microwave is something else. There’s a conversion chart for that!

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · 20h ago

did someone say sadder

🫶

It’s real!

ace ventura pet detective btfo. this animal loves being worn as a scarf.

There’s no way this is the original audio but also it might be

if you ever want to start a meaningless fight, ask a michigander where they’re from and then, no matter how they answer, ask em why they didn’t use the other hand

Mike Chapman@chappyispeculiar.bsky.social · 17h ago

One of my best friends is from Kalamazoo and always points to her hand when she tells people where she’s from. I saw this stranger at a bar in Texas and asked her if she was from Kalamazoo. She was like yes, how did you know that? I said I saw her tattoo.

not now sweetie daddy's screen-grabbing people who used Dearborn as an insult to demand they embrace party unity

went two for two in “patient tolerated injection well” reports today girls. i didn’t cry OR cum. i was normal the whole time

learning that the voices saying 'Connected' when I use my bluetooth headset belong to dorky women that love 2 get a lil silly with it has been so good for my mental health

Bluetooth Voice Actors: Our Devices Are In Love

YouTube video by String and Tell

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aphrodite’s lingerie kinda slams as an art piece tho

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

also my bike got stolen, probably by somebody fleeing the city incursion this morning. serves me right for getting complacent about locking it just because the unhoused community next to me had really strong norms about not fucking with other people’s things until lawn hors d’ouevres showed up

the events of this morning were honestly pretty calm and normal all things considered; even the arrest looked fairly banal from my spot personally i’m just glad the city cleared the dangerous and unsafe civil gathering so they could have a calm and fun afternoon of pepper spraying passersby

chali@chalipittman.bsky.social · yesterday

From this morning, when the city cleared the Corey Ruiz encampment. The operation involved several police agencies, and some were arrested. Personal items and some memorials to Ruiz have been moved to Demetral Park. More for @isthmusmadison.bsky.social isthmus.com/news/news/Ma...

I've built a map displaying where on the Amtrak network you can take your bike, line-by-line and station-by-station. This data isn't available anywhere else, check out where you can go! amtrak-bike-map.transittools.dev

Amtrak Bicycle Access

Explore carry-on, checked, and station-level bicycle access across the Amtrak rail network.

amtrak-bike-map.transittools.dev

[out of breath] i saw the signal in the sky, i came as soon as i could, here, the meme

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2d ago

Sarah Trone Garriott, the Democratic nominee for Iowa’s Third Congressional District, is one of a number of Democratic candidates who view politics as an extension of faith.

hang on i gotta write something horrible rq

Wisconsin is making national news because so many police officers have been charged or convicted with using the Flock surveillance network to stalk people. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2026/08/02/how-police-officers-used-vast-network-cameras-spy-their-exes/

How rogue officers turned a nationwide camera network into a tool for stalking

Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.

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rabies VACCINE update: the immunoglobulin fluid feels like gardasil-9. it’s kinda thicc. goes in hip and thigh, not abdomen the rabavert fluid goes in the deltoid and doesn’t feel like anything at all. if i hadn’t watched her poke me i wouldn’t have known it happened

got hit with a brand new sentence today which was “unfortunately we don’t have any rabies to give you”. this is also how i learned many practitioners don’t say the word “vaccine” anymore

when the taco bell tolls, heed the warning, and then go back to taco church when the danger has passed or they won’t toll it again

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · yesterday

I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well, that’s a wrap on the ruiz memorial

few know this but glonzo is actually roasting in a big ol pit up in marinette and hong and el sayed are taking turns serving up steaks to the voters

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 2d ago

Shameless plug since Abdul’s team hasn’t uploaded it here— posted on July 24th

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡 🦡 WELCOME TO 🦡 🦡 HONGSCONSIN 🦡 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

Maia@maiamindel.bsky.social · 2d ago

ny dsa is a separate thing but the socialists are trouncing the party in like, wisconsin

in light of recent events, let me re-up this article about my experience with domestic violence. the article has accurate content warnings at the top. myrrlyn.net/blog/persona...

DV

A story about an abusive, violent relationship of mine. I cannot emphasize enough that if you feel incapable of reading about these things, **do not open this.**

myrrlyn.net

exurbia is great i dont know why people complain about it. you got all the rich local amenities of being a deep rural hick and all the access to nature, expansive scenery, and no neighbors of the downtown urbanite

Don Gibson@dongibson.bsky.social · 2d ago

People are driven by the price point, wanting a new build, and the size both interior and lot of the new property. Unfortunately, many of these buyers don’t understand or discovered urbanism principles. Ex: a friend with 3 kids bought here in exurbs 1 year ago but complains about driving everywhere

go back to albania!!

Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 2d ago

A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.

everybody wants to bitch about how cheap goods don’t last but ain’t nobody wanna get a job at the expensive high quality goods factory except for me. i did that, i get to poast about it. for the rest of you: www.milwaukeetool.jobs

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · 2d ago

I swear to god "professes to be radical left, but spends most of their time complaining about the cost of cheeseburgers and that their household wares are too cheaply made" is an unholy political chimera forged in the consumerist heart of American society to torment me, specifically