Jordan 4D
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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com 🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens 🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication 🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com 🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
Annoyed that I can't just blindly support a random Youtuber's "app they made" because without an existing history of engineering that means it was vibe coded like 99% of the time.
Indie game bundle saving buyers over $1,000 in support of laid off developers has raised over $100,000 in three days. https://bit.ly/4w0uow7
You can't make me advertise Fire Emblem. They scare me. The swords are too sharp. I need held.
if i was funding games, i would just accurately predict the next hit and invest in that
* Dorshe * be in Hiling's @crunchyroll.com you should be embarrassed by your obviously AI-generated subtitles. It's very obvious no human was part of this process. This is like the fifth show I've caught with this complete lack of quality control.
"Don't add mobile slop games to your unrelated platform challenge" is apparently impossible in 2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:
Our heartfelt anime-themed driving game, Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World, is OUT NOW on PC/Xbox--and we did a singalong to prove it!! 🚶Hit pedestrians with your magic truck ⚔️Pay the soul debt you owe to the buff elf girl living in your head 🚚GO store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...
Working on a wood desk mat for my office chair, I'm going to try 3d printing these with wood-fill filament. #twinpeaks
it’s crazy that Sam Altman didn’t go to turbo prison for 10,000 years the first time someone killed themselves because of ChatGPT
The surprise dopamine hit I get when I'm reminded of a new GameChanger episode dropping _has_ to be on par with one of the harder drugs, right? I just _have_ to imagine
I did some light testing of the mobile version and I can confirm it's pretty pretty pretty good
HELLO. INSTEAD OF ACTUAL MARKETING I WILL HENCEFORTH BE SIMPLY ISSUING COMMANDS. 1. FOLLOW LINK 2. BUY HYPNOSPACE ON MOBILE 3. SHARE THIS POST 4. LIKE THIS POST 5. RESPOND 🫡 PLEASE DO YOUR PART. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/hypno... Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
HELLO. INSTEAD OF ACTUAL MARKETING I WILL HENCEFORTH BE SIMPLY ISSUING COMMANDS. 1. FOLLOW LINK 2. BUY HYPNOSPACE ON MOBILE 3. SHARE THIS POST 4. LIKE THIS POST 5. RESPOND 🫡 PLEASE DO YOUR PART. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/hypno... Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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Photogrammetry / miscellaneous tech people of various skills, I have a dilemma! I need to get high-res scans of a couple cylinders without flattening them. ["the cylinder must not be harmed" joke goes here] What are the best methods to look into for this?
I am enraptured by Titanium Court, even though I haven't played nearly enough. @apthomson.bsky.social has something VERY special here, and the awards the game has won are well deserved. Go play this NOW!
This week's #QuestionsWithCauseway is about our community. Indie devs continue to make magic under the harshest of circumstances. Sometimes a kind word makes all the difference. So this week, we want to know... What's your favorite indie game of the year so far?
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
I was told you couldn't do 3D on the Playdate, so I did it. Then I was told there was no way I could create exterior levels like those in Mirror's Edge, so I proved them wrong again.
From the looks of it, Doomsday is gonna have the same general structure as Cats. A new guy shows up, tells you what his deal is on and on into oblivion