attention. i have an announcement: probably not gonna see the sex purge movie

i think it would be really fun to take like 15 of those guys who think if given 100 tries they could get a base hit off an MLB pitcher and just see how they do getting the tarp on and off the field

I love these commercials. Weird attempt to mimic a tiktok man on the street interview or podcast and everyone involved has suffered so many blows to the head they forgot how to look at or possibly that they even have a bank account

your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 9h ago

so this rocket money commercial where the guy says "oh man I have three doordash accounts"... is that supposed to be relatable?

another beautiful day on bluesky where everyone insists on showing me the dumbest shit ever conceived by man from twitter dot com, a website they all claim to have forsaken

emmy rossum do you wanna come over and watch that new show you're in i have leftover chicken teriyaki

"Has anything gotten better in the last 40+ years" is such a funny question like, yes, obviously. In 1986 5% of americans had ever tasted a flavor more challenging than big mac sauce and now you can buy gochujang at target

in retrospect it might have been a bad idea to elevate stephen a smith the level of public intellectual for doing a pre-planned bit pixar's cars, a movie for little babies

i barely knowit

old roadside pics@roadside.xor.blue · yesterday

toppit diner (valentine), route 20, ashtabula, ohio, 1977

eye starts twitching a little whenever i see it written as CBGBs

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · yesterday

One thing that rocks about 21st century schizoid man is the saxophones

"i just learned something insane from a stranger. why doesn't everyone know about this" is a great style of post, right up there with "why is nobody talking about this" alongside a link to one of the biggest news outlets in the world talking about it. nobody does ignorant curiosity like us humans do

it's how I feel about giraffes

Bill McKay@mckay4senate.bsky.social · yesterday

People talk about how if libraries didn't exist the idea of them would be viewed as crazy today, and this is how I feel about property tax.

zodiac motherfucker... now there's a guy i completely forgot existed like a decade ago

I'm prepared to declare him better than volpe if all he manages to do is run to first base without his helmet falling off

Ace Pedraza 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷@candacepedraza.bsky.social · yesterday

excited to overreact to Lombard's at bats tonight 🤞

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

It rules how everyone on this website goes to bed at 1030 pm

thats what the posts are for

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

i could take a hit from an nfl player without fumbling the ball while simultaneously hitting a fastball from an mlb pitcher for a home run. it would be easy for me.

not really interested in getting continuous updates on "magdi jacobs" thanks

BREAKING: SWAT teams are on scene as josh posting meticulously removes every brick from the entrance to citi field. negotiators have explained several times that's not really where the "front office" is, but they don't think he can hear them while he mutters to himself about the pitch clock

they're calling it "the dumbest day to have washed your hair in the history of new york city"

he also did the fugue state rant about speculative fiction at me after having one (1) beer

Jeff (Mixed Metaphors)@mixedmetaphors.bsky.social · 2d ago

In this edition is my review of @slashnburnett.bsky.social's excellent new book Ex Partum. While writing this review I went into a fugue state and churned out an ~800 word rant about the term "speculative fiction" but please don't hold that against the incredible book!

what's an original UK studio LP by the beatles that isn't please please me, with the beatles, a hard day's night, beatles for sale, help!, revolver, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, the beatles, yellow submarine, abbey road, or let it be?

you've given me a

please, whoever is in charge of vibecoding this website, i am begging you, allow me to turn off reposts from specific accounts

they won’t say this out loud but it’s every straight man’s dream to be chased by a beautiful woman with a paintball gun on a golf cart. and she gives him a 10 second head start, and he’s naked

nationalize major league baseball. pretty simple tbh

Chris Towers is Overreacting To Small Sample Sizes@cptowers.bsky.social · 3d ago

So, here's what I'm stuck on, personally: I think small-market teams not spending money is a big problem, and I also think the concentration of talent on the Dodgers is bad, AND I also don't want a salary cap. But I don't know what the answer is to any of that!

love to be portrayed as insane and unreasonable for asking questions while planning a trip like "how long does it take to get there" and "what is a good time to leave?"

It is a huge problem that a bunch of MLB owners/franchises just don’t try, and that that is just taken for granted. It doesn’t really make sense to me to reward those owners by letting them pocket even more of the free money they get just for owning a team.

i could pull this look off

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · 3d ago

The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was buried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle.