when a podcast episode is like 17 minutes long…did you even try. I want episodes that are 5h 46m. I want to wake up open Spotify, see that I’m halfway through, and go “FUCK I gotta finish this shit before I listen to the next episode?? which is only 4h 31m???“
I got groceries and forgot to get some cans of baby corn. I would fuck up some baby corn right now just like out of the can
babe wake up they’re hiring a product manager for the concept of Gender
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
The raw turnout for this race is bananas. It dwarfs previous senate primaries. It’s higher than two of the last three presidential primaries in Michigan, and equal to the third, 2020, with over a dozen candidates on the ballot.
they should have sent a poet. to die in war instead of me. FUCK poets
you know what’s fuckin nuts is that she said he’s ”an Arab”
ohio if john kasich didn’t block federal rail funding: 🌽 || | |🚆| ___________ 🌽 || | | HELL IS | || | | REAL | 🌽 || | |___________|
remember when they handed a random lady a mic at a John McCain rally and she was like ”OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!!!!” and McCain was like “no, no. He’s a decent family man”
Just remembered watching this as a kid. A skunk reading Dale Carnegie…that’s preposterous youtu.be/RtblQQvT2Nk?...
A Day at the Zoo (1939)
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did people actually used to say “I’m from the government and I’m here to help“ or did he just invent that. i dont think that guy had a very good imagination. his brain was fried, on account of all that gipping
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
If Haley Stevens loses tonight she’s going to steal everybody’s Christmas presents. But Michigan’s primary voters aren’t ready for that conversation
Im on the train and there are two service weapons within 2 feet of my face at eye level. Don’t tempt me with a good time boys
OH in elevator: “it’s too cold in here. They keep the SF office at the perfect temperature” I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that SF has perfect weather year round and its 85 here with 80% humidity 🤔
used to be that I’d sign up for an info session or something and gcal would add it to my calendar automatically from the email. now there’s a button in the email that says ✨Add to Calendar and this is what happens when I click it
Has anyone tried one of those small corded pressure washers for indoor chores like cleaning the shower or whatever. I don’t like scrubbing tiles but I feel like if I had a goofy toy helping me it could be fun
