I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
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We're looking for a new colleague to fill a Staff Product Engineer role at @dash0.com to work with us on our billing systems. Direct link: jobs.ashbyhq.com/dash0/0a4a8c... #RemoteJob #job #JobAlert #o11y #observability 🧵 Here is the profile of the person we're looking for (see thread).
Staff Product Engineer, Backend (Go, Java)
ABOUT DASH0 Join Dash0 and help us define the future of observability. We are OpenTelemetry-native, building a delightful, simple, and AI-centric platform that eliminates vendor lock-in and meaningle...
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Das deutsche Innenministerium wird einen “Workshop” mit Marco Rubio und “Partnern” in Deutschland zu “Linksextremismus” veranstalten - ein Folgetreffen der hanebüchenen Anti-Antifa Konferenz in Washington. Ideologischer Schulterschluss mit einer faschistischen Regierung.
»Workshop« zu Linksextremismus in Deutschland geplant
Im Kampf gegen Linksextremismus hat US-Außenminister Marco Rubio eine Veranstaltung in Deutschland angekündigt. Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen plant die Bundesregierung einen »Workshop von Fachexperten«.
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Go Compile-Time Instrumentation just hit v1! 🎉 Add OpenTelemetry to your Go services with zero code changes. Swap go build for otelc go build and get automatic instrumentation for your app, dependencies & the standard library. opentelemetry.io/blog/2026/go...
Announcing v1 of OpenTelemetry Go Compile-Time Instrumentation
If you write Java, Python, Node.js, or .NET, you have been able to add OpenTelemetry to an application without editing its code for years: attach an agent at startup and telemetry starts flowing. Go…
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With all due respect to Mr Nolan, the perfect adaptation of the Odyssey has already been made.
for years, I have been using "draw the bike" as a metaphor for "attempt to recreate your knowledge thereby revealing invisible lack of understanding". TIL there was a paper about it
Dependabot version updates introduce default package cooldown https://github.blog/changelog/2026-07-14-dependabot-version-updates-introduce-default-package-cooldown
📣 The moment is here. 📣 TypeScript 7 is officially released! 7️⃣ devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/a...
Announcing TypeScript 7.0 - TypeScript
Today we are proud to announce the availability of TypeScript 7, a 10x faster native port of TypeScript! Since its early days, TypeScript has promised to
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Bitte unterzeichnet unsere Petition gegen die IFG-Abschaffung! Das hilft uns dabei, Druck gegenüber der SPD aufzubauen. In den ersten 14 Stunden schon 120.000 Unterschriften!
FragDenStaat@fragdenstaat.de · last mo.Die Spitzen von CDU, CSU und SPD wollen das Informationsfreiheitsgesetz abschaffen – einen Grundpfeiler unserer Demokratie. 2025 haben wir den Angriff der Union aufs IFG gemeinsam abgewehrt. Das schaffen wir auch heute – unterzeichnet jetzt unsere WeAct-Petition! weact.campact.de/petitions/sp...
NEW BLOG FOR YOU Google's energy consumption numbers in their new climate report are mind-blowing. 2 years ago they flipped from linear to exponential growth, and their climate impact is blowing out, too. A WILD testament to the obscene bloat and waste of GenAI: ketanjoshi.co/2026/07/01/g...
Die SPD schafft es nicht, faschistische Parteien zu verbieten – aber in der „größten Reform aller Zeiten“-Blabla findet sich tatsächlich EIN VERBOT der Vergesellschaftung von Immobilienkonzernen! Ja! 😂 BlackRock-Kanzler & 11-%-Lars haben Angst vor Linksruck, nicht vor deutschem Faschismus.
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
ah yes...I should also post about OUR book. the 2nd edition of "Observability Engineering" is now available for download.. and you can download it for free on the honeycomb site. this was supposed to be an update, and ended up being a total rewrite (& then some). 😅 www.honeycomb.io/blog/the-sec...
The Second Edition of Observability Engineering Is Here
IT’S HERE it’s here it’s here it’s here!!!! The second edition of Observability Engineering is available for download, and since Honeycomb is the sponsor, you can now download it from our website (th...
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Doug Winter@doug.winter.cx · 2mo agoBoth Cat and Charity are very much worth reading.
via eupolicy.social/@AliceStollm... Linked blog post from @elenarossini.com: blog.elenarossini.com/the-untold-s...
Ursula von der Leyen@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 2mo agoWarm Welcome to all followers on W 👌 User friendly 🔓 Open source AT Protocol 🔒 Privacy preserving 🧑🤝🧑 Humans only / No bots And 🇪🇺 European!
You already had all of this on ec.social-network.europa.eu/about but you decided to join the for-profit copycat of Bluesky. Why?
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Nice try, but does that really stop any serious threat actor? > Pwn requests can be introduced in other ways outside of the scope of this change. For example, a run block uses git or the gh CLI to pull a HEAD ref or other untrusted source that is subsequently executed. #GitHub #GitHubActions
GitHub Changelog (Unofficial)@ghchangelog.bsky.social · 2mo agoSafer pull_request_target defaults for GitHub Actions checkout https://github.blog/changelog/2026-06-18-safer-pull_request_target-defaults-for-github-actions-checkout
Get Copilot in Teams Get Copilot in Slack Get Copilot in emails Get Copilot in banking apps Get Copilot in porn sites Get Copilot in-sane Thanks for nothing, #GitHub! To add insult to injury, these banners can not be closed by clicking on the top-right X. #Copilot #SlopPilot #Microslop
Die Wiedereinführung der Vermögenssteuer könnte bis zu 147 Milliarden Euro einbringen. www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/u...
We're proud to announce the first release of our latest data compression project, Zstandard in Rust! Read why we did this, the current state of the project, and where we're hoping to take it: buff.ly/JoruN7e Thanks to Chainguard, Astral, NLnet Foundation, and @sovereign.tech. #rustlang #opensource
Announcing Zstandard in Rust - Trifecta Tech Foundation
Over the past year, we've been silently working on our third compression project. After zlib and bzip2 we're now taking on zstd with libzstd-rs-sys, and are proud to announce its first release.
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Wake up babe, the CEOs are finding out about Goodhart’s Law again
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2mo agoAmazon scraps AI leaderboard to stop workers chasing usage scores ft.trib.al/z4t6Orl
#JUnit 6.1.0 is released! 🕑 Built-in extensions for locale, time zone, and system properties 🚮 Configurable TempDir deletion strategy 🏃➡️ New org.junit.start module for compact source files ⚙️ Execution mode config for dynamic tests 🏊 New parallel test executor impl. docs.junit.org/6.1.0/releas...
Release Notes :: JUnit User Guide
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Germany is conducting a nationwide experiment on whether austerity and neoliberal reforms really fuel the rise of the extreme right. So far it’s confirming the state of the literature. A new poll has the AfD at 28 percent, a comfortable 6 percent ahead. Chart via @patrickkaczmarczyk.bsky.social
A Go typosquat impersonating the popular shopspring/decimal library stayed benign for years before shipping a DNS TXT backdoor that executes commands on import. The legitimate module has 38K+ known importers, making a single-letter typo a high-value target. socket.dev/blog/popular... #Golang
Popular Go Decimal Library Targeted by Long-Running Typosqua...
A long-running Go typosquat impersonated the popular shopspring/decimal library and used DNS TXT records to execute commands.
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I also got claude to create a skill to intercept requests to use git worktrees and use jj workspaces instead github.com/antstanley/j...
GitHub - antstanley/jj-workspace-skill: A jj (jujutsu) workspaces skill for Claude Code that intercepts git-worktree requests in jj-managed repos
A jj (jujutsu) workspaces skill for Claude Code that intercepts git-worktree requests in jj-managed repos - antstanley/jj-workspace-skill
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TIL about lighthouseapp.io/tools/feed-f... which is super useful to find RSS feeds on websites which don't properly announce them. #RSS #ATOM #syndication #openweb
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