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Joey

@josephthebroseph.bsky.social

Proud owner of a Dreamcast

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@brandunaware.bsky.social · last mo.

They created Zavok, realized the rest of the game was never going to hit that high, and just spent the rest of development messing around doing whatever. Once you got Zavok in there everything else is gravy, baby. You're playing with house money!

JJ@jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Roxie@roxieproxy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Joey@josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I finally started to make a dent in Captain Toad and man I was missing out. I didn't really like the Captain Toad parts in 3D World that much so it's taking me by surprise just how good the standalone game is

Joey@josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds - review roundup IGN - 0/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GSpot - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GInformer - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GRadar+ - 0/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" NLife - 2/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" VGC - 1/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" MC score currently 7/100

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