Weird coworker has been playing polka since 6

what a wretched week for josh come to think of it

What a wretched week for the arts

Logging on, gm

Someone’s setting off fireworks on the street. Ok man.

lawn care equipment rental business: Mow Your Own Way

[youth pastor voice] you know who else didn't have hoes?

get in loser, we are making emotional support nachos for dinner

Idea: Smokey and the bandit, but with kolaches

If a range of lil to big yachties exist, then there is an infinite amount of yachties between the two

Yet another josh@joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · last mo.

Me: lil yachty implies the existence of big yachty Illuminyachty: he knows too much, take him out

this is so funny I can't stand it

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

There are two wolves inside of you. A fantastic result for the rewilding project you've been developing in your chest for the last few years.

That’s a nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the screaming chud eagle and myself as the serene raven surveying the distance

That’s right

Multi axis yearning

Someday everything is gonna be smooth like a rhapsody when I paint my masterpiece

Howl’s moving castle is in part a property tax evasion scheme, but we’re not ready to talk about that yet

for what it's worth

[waldorf and statler as 40k marines]: codex astartes? How about you astart being funny?

I’m leukemia. I’m Nathan Bedford Forrest AI chatbot. I’m Ross Douthat. And I’m the shamwow guy. This is 60 Minutes.

Escape from New York (1981)

Logging on, gm Are you okay, bro?

Koolaid Man, lil caesar, Chester, chef boyardee

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · last mo.

Things aren't great, let's have some fun