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Starving, hysterical, naked

I liked nolan odyssey but most of the dialogue about the sea people was hokey and should have been cut. The film undermines its own case that the horse ended the bronze age; the village they raid right after Troy is already afraid of the sea people. The real message is “don’t fuck with trade routes”

ANNE HATHAWAY: You were the sea people this whole time? MATT DAMON: Well, archaeologists don’t really know who they were, but basically yeah. I’m pretty sure our descendants won’t be able to read Linear B. But I have a feeling some guy named Eric Cline will write about this period one day.

I want to buy my goods made by someone who lives in the same town as me, who has always lived there, without any machines or negative industrial externalities, and I want them to cost the same nominal price for my entire life, and of course they can’t be very expensive so I can go on vacation