Of course, people from Cornwall insist that the layby has to be on top of the baby.
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For many sufferers, the first inkling that they have Parkinson's Disease is when they notice that they're unable to overcome the desire to interview David Niven.
Listened to the Archers for the first time. Much less about Agincourt than I expected.
A topless girl eating crackers who I first thought was a grumpy member of the flying squad, turned out to be a relaxed (if tipsy) teenager with sunburn. It was a Ritzy titsy sweeney meanie mellow pickled hot backed teenie. That I saw for the first time today.
Found a council road works van crashed by the side of the road and called an ambulance for the driver. When they arrived, they took his vital signs straight away. When I objected, they said they only planned to use them to divert traffic. #LunchPun
I met a woman who runs a battery kiosk in the local park. So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw.
#LunchPun The police were angry with me earlier when I was discussing their favourite soup brands and they started asking me if I was a criminal, all cops are Baxters.
"Of course, the original spelling was ciclops?" "Just the one i?" "That's them." #LunchPun
In the Odyssey, Odysseus has to fight the Cyclops before encountering Scylla and Charybdis, because the rule is always eye before sea. #LunchPun
The Red Hot Chilli Pipers think their name is so clever. But they could have called themselves, Everything but the Skirl. Not so clever after all.
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Robust - Common upper body injury experienced by female canoeists.
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Doctor Pepper - The sergeant's clever brother
A hangover from drinking wine should be called the wrath of grapes, or, perhaps a Beckstein for short.
I've been told, "Don’t eat oysters unless there is an R in the month". There's never an r in "the month", I think it's something being put around by oysters. #LunchPun
I was asked for an example of something warm and fuzzy. Apparently, "a policeman" wasn't what they expected.
When I die, I'm not sure my son will admire the completeness and accuracy of the tags on my music collection and its well-considered folder structure. But I hope so.
Always keen to get the basics right, Hogwarts focuses on making sure everyone knows how to spell. #LunchPun
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Boundary - Very close to being a cad or a rotter.
My wife was moaning that I can't even get the simplest things right. I pointed out that, a) that was a pretty insulting thing to say, and 2) it just wasn't true.
Planning to spend a couple of nights in Brittany, while Brittany's husband is away on business.
Did I tell you about the night we came across a coven of vegan witches trying to summon Seitan?