Yeah, fuck that.

IGN@ign.com · 2d ago

Players will have to take care of GTA 6's two protagonists, Jason and Lucia, as eating will affect their weight, working out will visibly change their build and strength, and a lack of sleep will negatively impact their features. https://bit.ly/4d3mI5z

Is he sitting in front of a shelf of non-Holy Grails?

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online https://theonion.com/lawyers-say-andrew-tate-rented-brother-to-appear-loved-online/

If you’re in the pub and Reacher buys the beers, is he doing a Reacher round?

reposting my Reacher fanart because there's a new season

Whatever decrease is demonstrated, the mob getting riled up by the usual suspects will demand it be lower, or be angry it isn’t zero. If it was zero, they’d move on to established/approved refugees, or another non-stop culture-war wedge issue.

Sam Freedman@samfr.bsky.social · yesterday

New immigration stats show that the numbers of asylum seekers in hotels is down to 16k - falling 50% in a year. Small boat crossings down 23% in the year to June. Numbers waiting for initial decision down from almost 180k to 40k.

If you don't take Jason to therapy once a week he discovers Andrew Tate and starts having to rent all his supercars.

IGN@ign.com · 2d ago

Players will have to take care of GTA 6's two protagonists, Jason and Lucia, as eating will affect their weight, working out will visibly change their build and strength, and a lack of sleep will negatively impact their features. https://bit.ly/4d3mI5z

Home Alone Star? Jesus Christ, Daily Mirror, sort your shit out.

Mirror Celebrity News@celeb.mirror.co.uk · yesterday

Heartbreaking audio of the 911 call has been revealed, following Tim Curry’s death.

Here’s where we see if NATO is worth shit with the Tangerine in charge of the machine.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

Russia says it could hit UK military targets over support for Ukraine – UK politics live

Today years old, etc. Just realised that the song from Ferris Bueller was sung by a man. What?: youtu.be/dov75vm0_KU?...

Just sending my daily e-mail to Del Monte, asking them who their favourite prog rock band is.

Has there ever been a more iconic entrance? Rest in peace, Tim Curry.

The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷

Tears of frustration with those of loss. #Dolly

Garry@thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.

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I’ve not seen a post that better illustrates the state of public discourse than this.

Garrett M. Graff@vermontgmg.bsky.social · 3d ago

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

I also play the spoons in meetings exceptionally seldomly.

Luke Tryl@luketryl.bsky.social · 3d ago

1 in 4 of those with a Cockney accent also say they have modified or softened their accent to appear more professional, the same is also true of 1 in 5 of those with a Scottish accent.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKsQ...

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Official Audio)

YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO

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Dolly Parton is pretty much the perfect example of how fame and wealth needn't turn you into an insufferable ghoul. In fact, if you have a soul as warm and kind as hers, it can free you to do all manner of wonderful things. And boy did she.

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.

Make a novel smaller: A Tale of Two Tate Brothers’ Nobs

Pete 🟥🟦@sarf-london.bsky.social · 4d ago

Make a novel smaller: Microscopic Women

I always wondered if Rocky would remember me. What a treat this weekend was ❤️

also: that’s one for @therealyplac.bsky.social if ever I saw one.

Chris Orton@chriso1.bsky.social · 3d ago

COACHES KEEP COACHES CLEAR

Geronimo never stopped Fred Brewster, no way.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 6d ago

It's an unspoken family truth that my nan, now dead, was a bit of a slag. Multiple affairs and one night stands in her youth. Was on a job recently and the elderly client I got chatting to recognised my surname. He told me he'd fucked her in the toilet at a Wimpy in the 70s.

Porn Parody of a classic novel: Girl With A Pearl Necklace

Joe Scaramanga@joescaramanga.co.uk · 4d ago

Porn Parody of a classic novel: Howard's End.

Sunday evening: