Musk is a menace to you and the health of the planet. He’s an unreconstructed Nazi with delusions of remaking society to match his juvenile fantasies
Trump’s sweaty, desperate bribe arrived via direct deposit this morning — my wife immediately suggested donating it to @npr.org for their fall pledge drive.
Jape@jptrostle.bsky.social · 2d agoNarrator: “Sadly, Trump’s interference in the Postal Service ensured the checks didn’t arrive until after the election.”
Hey Iran, Phoenix would be a small price to pay...
Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 2d agoChristmas with the Cranks
Once again, Trump is confusing immigrants with ICE. The only violence, murder and mayhem in Minnesota is being committed by #ICE.
Narrator: “Sadly, Trump’s interference in the Postal Service ensured the checks didn’t arrive until after the election.”
Trump Mails Americans Checks Ahead of Midterms, Seeking to Compensate for What His Party Did to Healthcare
President Donald Trump has in recent weeks unveiled multiple schemes to send...
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I am shocked —shocked!— that trump didn’t win the Nobel for ending the war between Wakanda and Atlantis. www.reuters.com/world/navane...
I have an uncle who was in Real Estate. He had high sales numbers — the highest — so I know Real Estate. It's genetic. That's just science. And I know more about Real Estate than anyone, even this guy, and can state unequivocally that Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: "If the Democrats win, you will have a 1929-style economic depression in our country. That's what's going to happen. Because nobody knows numbers better than me." (Trump famously doesn't understand how percentages work)
I've played poker at dozens of casinos in my life, from the fanciest palaces in Las Vegas to crappy riverboats in the Midwest, and I can say that the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City was -- by a fucking mile -- the dirtiest, dingiest, cruddiest casino I have ever experienced in my life.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: "When the blues get in, everything becomes dirty. The streets are dirty. The doorknobs going into stores are dirty. The sidewalks are filthy dirty. Everything becomes dirty and has a bad smell. But we're gonna escape all that lawlessness and corruption ... "
Trump is going to have to start another war just to assuage his butthurt feefees when he doesn't win that peace prize come Friday
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: "There's never been anybody in the history of the Nobel Prize that deserves it more. I settled eight wars. I stopped the total obliteration of the world."
You know, in a proper dictatorship, Trump would have Bessent shot for failing. Mirror Universe rules and all that.
Inside Bessent’s Treasury: Tension, Turnover and Unmet Economic Goals
Ahead of midterms that could turn on high prices and borrowing costs, the secretary dresses down officials.
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dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
Thom Tillis' cancer would've made a better senator.
Republican Sen. Tillis calls his vote for Hegseth the 'biggest regret of my career' in a new book
Republican Sen. Thom Tillis says in a new book that his deciding vote to confirm Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in January 2025 is the “biggest regret of my career.”
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Paramount Skydance Warner Bros. Discovery IS a mouthful. PSWBD doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Maybe "Discovery Paramount Skydance HBO International TrumpTV" or DPSHIT
Surprised Trump didn't try and turn this into a NASCAR track
Ricky Davila@therickydavila.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is what the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool looks like today after a $17M deliberate fuck up and the orange felon won’t stop until he destroys everything. Makes me sick to my stomach every day.
BREAKING: Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein receive honorary degrees from Cornell University.
Awww look at that cute lil' chipmunk and —JFC IS HE EATING A VOLE AFTER BEHEADING IT?!?!
UPDATE: the family of Robert “Bro” Russell have posted an obituary. www.legacy.com/legacy/rober... However despite the links seen therewith they have requested that well-wishers send no flowers etc, instead making a donation to CARTOONISTS RIGHTS. cartoonistsrights.org/donate/
IN MEMORIAM: Dr Robert I. Russell (1942-2026) - CARTOONISTS RIGHTS
Robert Russell, who was known to a host of clients worldwide as “Bro”, founded Cartoonists Rights Network International in 1999 having worked for many years on humanitarian and democracy-building proj...
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White House: the spots are "public service announcements" that are "reminding Americans to love their country” George Orwell: “Sheeeeeit.”
"He’s in a regressed feedback loop. It’s turning the people whose support he needs against him more every day." Good. This flaccid fart was never going to be defeated by his enemies—it was always his base that would bring him down. And I hope every supporter he ever betrayed kicks him in the teeth.
Your Moment of Trump Zen
Yesterday, after a federal court forced the White House to readmit three...
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The first time a US naval ship is sunk in this war, Trump will be all "I never met the Trump Strait, never knew what it was, they maybe got coffee for me once or twice."
Middle Age Riot@middleageriot.bsky.social · 2w agoPeople who fall for crap like this are the reason silica gel packets say "DO NOT EAT."
Rough day for Susan Collins in the local Maine press, where ProPublica's bombshell story is the lead story.
The sad irony is that Lucas DID direct 3 more Star Wars movies — when he remade the first 3 movies 3 more times. nz.news.yahoo.com/george-lucas...
To be fair, the amount of time Mike Johnson has spent looking for Trump's tiny dick just so he can suck it IS significant.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3w agoThrough the end of August 2026, the House was in session for roughly 383 hours total. That’s an average of about 48 hours per month. Their average monthly floor time is well below the 80-hour monthly threshold the same Congress imposed on Medicaid recipients.
“It is corrupt, purposeful, pervasive, fully coordinated and totally out of control” <--- Once again, in accusing others Trump is confessing to his many crimes.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3w agoAfter CNN, MS NOW and Politico filed their joint lawsuit this morning, Trump justified his press ban as "instituting an assault on the FAKE NEWS."
