I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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The only way to use the toilet safely and without fear is to bring one with you wherever you go. Buy a portable AMERICAN bathroom now.
Zuckerberg and Musk should be held personally liable for this stuff
Tim Marchman@timmarchman.bsky.social · 7h agoNEW: Dozens of ads running on Meta platforms, some as recently as yesterday, contained AI-generated child sexual abuse material. @mattburgess1.bsky.social has the story, which is, it should be noted, distressing:
Did some water tubing on the lake for 15 mins and I feel like I've made a huge mistake
So far...
Zeteo@zeteo.com · 10h agoFirst Draft: Will This Be AIPAC’s Biggest Defeat – Ever? @premthakker.bsky.social was on hand in Michigan to witness the nail-biter between Abdul El-Sayed and Haley Stevens, which appears to have gone down as an astonishing failure for AIPAC. Read today’s ‘First Draft’: zeteo.com/p/will-this-...
My cat plays with a doohickey from my bike stand more than any toy I've ever bought him
Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
when a newly hired CFB coach is asked what went wrong at his last job and can’t think of what to say:
Jordan Uhl@jordanuhl.com · 3w ago🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
puts on her little porkpie hat, says DAAWWWW PICKLES, kicks a can, goes back to the Newsie life
VoteHub@votehub.com · 23h agoMichigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Fun Fact: Chef Boyaredee made his name in Cleveland making Bolognese
Steph G.@stephg.bsky.social · 2d agoIs Aaron Nola from the same part of the boot as Chef Boyardee? They both serve up meatballs.
A hit from an NFL player would put me in the hospital
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Trading absolute gobs of working class turnout to pick up .2% of white 65+ friends of The Baileys (the Baileys voted for Trump 3 times)
BREAKING: The man who says "Liberty Biberty" in the Liberty Mutual Insurance commercials has been shot dead by the Limu Emu. This marks the Emu's second killing in the line of duty, after he was forced to shoot his partner Doug, who was threatening his estranged wife outside their child's school.
I put Summerslam on at the bar and people are getting into this ladder match
For me it's The War on Drugs. Slave Ambient, Lost in a Dream, and A Deeper Understand. They were on fire
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
It's pretty helpful in my experience. It definitely slows me down if I'm drinking beers because you feel full immediately
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3d agoWith the promise that GLP-1 drugs, approved for diabetes and weight loss, can also treat ailments such as cancer and heart disease, the government is now exploring if they can reduce alcohol abuse among U.S. military veterans.
My sister and brother in law are devious. They got my nephew guilt tripping me for showing up a day late for vacation
There isn't parity in baseball. The big city teams have an advantage every year
You can easily stop watching baseball. I did it after the Pirates traded Cole for nothing. It's a fucking bad sport
