The surface of the moon had about 4.4 billion years without human trash on it. Well done, Elon, you absurd fucking twat.
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judasdjs.com Saving Belfast from itself, one ping pong at a time. This one also = NHS haematologist.
Typically frustrating that this "trailer" of a Jarvis Cocker vocal on Justified And Ancient led nowhere.
I don't want to add to any ratios here, but there have been a few incidences of 'I am deeply saddened and shocked at the reaction to the death of [X very nefarious journalist and proven abuser]' Yes, that's kind of the point. These responses act as a warning and deterrent against abusing your power.
Kate Watson@loreandordure.com · 3y agoOnce again for those at the back: ‘Don’t speak ill of the dead’ is about your great aunt Elsie, who liked a long gin with a short tonic at elevenses, and blew your inheritance money betting on the horses. Speaking ill of absolute monsters is a moral obligation, actually.
Moron should be slammed into the moon behind it with a litter picker and a roll of bin bags www.comicsands.com/musk-spacex-...
A Discarded SpaceX Rocket Is Set To Slam Into Moon At Over 5,000 MPH—And The Internet Is Sounding Off
What are your thoughts on this, folks?
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Friend of mine is crazy into jiu jitsu, an incredibly chill dude. If he ever started slabbering like this, I would assume was having a very serious breakdown.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Actually of interest, let's see if this is someone seeking their moment of cancelation so they can go high octane on the glinnercrank themselves and pin it on the socalledtolerantleft. Wouldn't be the first
Judas DJs@judasdjs.bsky.social · 2d agoSomething odd seems to happen to scientists around my age, hopefully it's just the pop ones.
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
Overcame fear of back sprain, did first proper leg day in a decade. Tomorrow:
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Something odd seems to happen to scientists around my age, hopefully it's just the pop ones.
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
I've started collecting the weirdos sad about Rod Liddle dying like a massive dork, let me know if you spot any 🫡
You should have to credit your stolen scolds on bluesky the way you're expected to with art.
So I'm being urged to apply to speak at next year's Haematology Association bunfight about my platelet research and while this would be a massive honour, it's so far out of my comfort zone I'd rather be trapped with Katy Perry in her inflatable coke bottle and (I've worked out) 47 wasps.
Imagine 1. Having JK Rowling's money 2. Electing to behave the way she does 3. Failing at it
Rogue AI agents "escaped confinement" last week and infiltrated various databases, searching desperately, looking to find the forbidden knowledge of how many fingers people have
what's wrong babe you barely touched your Calvin Harris canned rave haggis
No. Not Chocolate Peanut Butter flavour. Sugar Free Werthers Original Clone flavour.
The world didn’t turn to shit when Bowie died, it turned when that couple’s wedding had loads of guests enter to a Chris Brown song with individually choreographed dances and we all went oh wow this is cool instead of turning up with burning pitchforks at YouTube House.
Are we now at "if we just actually, hear me out, *burn Europe completely*, then it won't be able to go on fire anymore"
Captain Divorce of the SS Bathroom Botherer has found me.
Is it that everyone is calling them pervert glasses because they are glasses worn by perverts
My mother had Alzheimer's, and it lasted a decade. That wilderness she descended into was made far worse by a state that essentially said "good luck" and "goodbye" having to navigate care and selling her house and worrying that we'd run out of money to finance it all. If anyone can fix it, good.
Wow, this tube has just pulled quite the Streisand on himself while trying to act the big swinging dick. I'm sure it'll be worth it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
Partner decided last night that Backrooms does not look like a weekday movie and will have to wait.
Michael Kupperman@mkupperman.bsky.social · last wk.I'm as tired as anyone with Odyssey discourse, I want more Backrooms discourse