Julien Allen

@julesark.bsky.social

julienallen.com Film critic and essayist: Reverse Shot; producer: THE WYRM OF BWLCH PEN BARRAS (wyrmfilm.com); editor: orsonwelles.co.uk; trustee: The Bach Choir; founder: Arkadin Cricket Club; French rugby fan; father; husband; lawyer.

The only 4 days in history when golf has ever truly been cool. Puerto Rican Hall of Famer Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddy Carl Howard at the 1975 US Masters at Augusta National GC.

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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWSScreenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS

Nobody should take particular pride in going to an Ivy League school (it’s fine, whatever, congrats your parents had money to spend), but it’s especially unseemly to brag about or even mention it when you’re past 30. That’s more than enough time to have actual accomplishments.

It's been a lot of fun rehearsing opera quartets with Tiger Vocal 2.0 in readiness for a musical evening at Café Fidelio, Clerkenwell, on 15 March. Here "Non Ti Fidar" from Mozart's Don Giovanni.

It's often said, but it isn't true, that Citizen Kane is Donald Trump's favourite film. I wrote a paragraph two years ago addressing how little the former had to say about the latter.

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l-r: DoP Sean Price Williams; Writer-Director Craig Williams; Producer yours truly; Producer Evrim Ersoy. The night before we shoot our little horror short, The Fairy Moon.

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The one thing I have always found baffling is why Nazis are ashamed of being Nazis. They're not ashamed of the causes they espouse and the ideas they promote, so why be ashamed of the name? They're obviously trying to bring Nazism back, so why don't they say as much, openly and loud?