I don’t want to go to my therapy appointment I’m too sad

My dog has learned to pull down the covers on my bed so she can lick the part of the sheets that smells most like me. When I hoped that she could be a little smarter, I meant like “not run into traffic” smart, not whatever this is 😫

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

If you think the average person can be trusted with even the tiniest amount of power, then you obviously haven’t seen how people drive.

Today I learned that Ken Jennings is a colossal asshole. I mean he’s a cis white dude, so it’s not that much of a surprise, but still - wow.

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

Its hunger is insatiable! Look how happy it makes the richest people! The future is bright and glorious!

Ok once a month will can petition one person, and if they say no he gets put on a rocket and blasted into the sun.

max largeman, very good boy@dad.franklinstower.online · last wk.

rapist mentality

the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold

The thing about anti cyclist discourse is that I know some bike riders are assholes. Some people are assholes. Their mode of transport is irrelevant. But so long as the damage done by drivers is so incredibly high compared to everyone else, maybe stfu about that scofflaw cyclist you once saw.

Similar to the “napoleon dynamite problem” where netflix couldn’t predict if people would like the film - it’s amazing how hard it is to guess how people feel about bicycles. I’ve met so many otherwise cool people who start frothing at the mouth when talking about cyclists. What is it about cars?

Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it

I delivered a baby. It wasn’t difficult (thankfully!!), but I definitely didn’t expect to do it.

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?

How do I get the job of island nanny?

This seems like the perfect excuse to show off my steam deck

Rikaku@beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 3w ago

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

I just want to live in a society where those who uplift others are celebrated, and those who work against the common good are reviled. And I wish that actually existed somewhere.

I’ll never understand conservative men who send super likes on dating apps. Like sorry but bad sex and a potential hate crime just aren’t what I’m looking for right now.

Proof of life

Living right next to a 10 day celebration of cowboy “culture” when all my bullies growing up were wannabe cowboys sure has me feeling something. Yahoo.

Went to my first yoga class in 3 months and didn’t even die.

Ok the reassurance that this will arrive before father’s day is very funny.

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

Elevator didn’t have the ugly hanging pads up, so selfie time.

This is why I love FFXIV, and why dark souls is really fashion souls.

olive consumer@machete.gay · 2mo ago

most video games can be boiled down to playing dolls and, as a rule, the more a video game lets you play dolls, the better it is

Well my hair looked a thousand times better before biking home in the rain, but I have bangs now - cause why be depressed if you can’t have bangs.

At least my ducky likes the rain?

proof that i put on makeup tonight

Women are less likely to adopt AI because we naturally emit a small but powerful electro magnet pulse

Was browsing my Strava and thought this was neat - I’ve ridden more than the circumference of the Earth.