Trump is the President. He is just some guy. This is NOT an episode of 24. This is real life. If you're willing to let American lives cease - ANTITHETICAL to POTUS' role - as you're wheeled to safety next to a tray of cold cuts and emotional support (Filet o') Fish, you shouldn't fucking be POTUS.
@timheidecker.bsky.social did you happen to subscribe to The Onion before hosting InfoWars? It's been about a couple months... and now your horse, Horace has been horribly divorced from life. It could be a coincidence... or that ad I saw might be on to something, as I now use my prints as blankets
I was going to post something that goes hard with the algorithm but I forgot what it was. Shit.
My favorite character in #GH is the old lady, she's like diet Lucille Bluth. I like Z and Agent Jax's no nonsense mom. Skater boy 1 needs to get a clue
You've heard of 'Marry Me' chicken, but have you ever heard of 'Bury Me' chicken? It's the same recipe but cooked in a dishwasher sous vide. Served with salmonella
I found this beetle guy near my pot stuff. They are moving very slowly, and similarly to me when an edible knocks me on my ass. It could also be a pesticide, because we have 30 year old Sevin close to that area... hopefully they are just having a terrible trip from the forbidden lettuce crumbs
it isn't quite dead yet but she's a little closer to death than a year ago
July@julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · last yr.Here lies the American Experiment 7/4/1776 - too soon
watching hasanabi clips like the degenerate lib I am, and there's a guy in the video Hasan is reacting to named Israel Epstein. ISRAEL. EPSTEIN. bro's middle name must be gd Mossad ffs
I am shocked that I did not make any drunk posts during my last bender. I apologize for the lack of a typo-ridden manifesto.
@theonion.com Thank you for expeditiously releasing season two of ‘A Very Fatal Murder.’ I am proud that my monthly support got THE Bill Curtis, and also @petersagal.bsky.social. If employers could opt-in to a Global Tetrahedron withholding, they would get 12 of my paycheck’s percents.
Oh, corporatized Snowball… if only the one who penned you into existence could see how brutally correct his assessments were. Rest in Peace, George Orwell.
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It’s so funny to me how all of the crap being branded for the 250th bday of the US has already been made, is being made, and will certainly stop being made before the 4th is even upon us. It’s so hollow, and to me it speaks to an emptiness that has formed as our society has decayed from within. 🇺🇸!!
@aragusea.bsky.social this is an excellent video and I appreciate you tackling the points that you did, and I hope that it gains some good traction!! Everyone needs to know about this and the background/context surrounding this bill. You framed your final point marvelously!!
The Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act of 2026 (is a real thing)
YouTube video by Adam Ragusea
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I’m late to SNL for this so I hope this cottage pie is good
Donald Trump has entered the stage of consciousness where each of his waking moments feels like that time between the alarm and its 5 minute snooze
People are free to make their own decisions. With that said, I won’t be crying if another colonizer’s crown gets swiped, plucked of its gems, with the rest melted down into a blob of gold. And if the one who does that is caught, let them face the consequences. What’s one to do in this economy?
