Date idea: Get a tape measure and start taking various body measurements of your partner, making notes, mumbling "interesting" occasionally. If they ask what you are doing respond: "Hush puppet, i'm busy"
Sure drugs are great, but have you looked someone in the eyes and said "i love you" while fucking them?
Sometimes I feel like an extrovert and then I meet an extrovert. Sometimes I feel like an introvert and then I meet an introvert. Turns out I'm a switch in multiple ways
They should invent a videogame that makes you less dysphoric
Date idea: Mail a letter with polaroid lewds
Using safer sex rules when buying lettuce. - lots of partners? (Local small farm?) - Use Protection? (How do they claim to grow/harvest?)
I figured out that I can't be a toxic cheater if I'm actually poly
Mrs. Gorf@vootins.bsky.social · last wk.why are you polyamorous wrong answers only I kept getting cuckolded and I decided to just get comfortable in this chair and make it a home.
One thing about me is if a woman wants to disrespect me I also want her to disrespect me
I can't explain it but I'd like a girlfriend who is this vibe
I'm glad autism doesn't make the dentist worse. I just have to stop existing and then cry in the car later
Pegtember is only two months away. I should start working on my todo list.
Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
My genital preference is woman, If you are a woman, I prefer your genitals
Trent Reznor's one-size only strap-on emporium: Nine Inch Rails.
Emoria - Aftertaste OUT NOW@emoria.bsky.social · 3w agoTrent Reznor's collection of mini-medieval weaponry: Nine Inch Flails
Taking a shower with one hand is tough. Better for a cute girl to help me next time.
I wanna play a game so I'm gonna look up "one handed games" Mmmm not exactly what I meant
Juno With A Bunny Tail@junopersonperson.bsky.social · 3w agoIt's a pinched nerve, can't use my arm for three days. Sorry girls, looks like I'm giving goofy style hand jobs this week.
It's a pinched nerve, can't use my arm for three days. Sorry girls, looks like I'm giving goofy style hand jobs this week.
Juno With A Bunny Tail@junopersonperson.bsky.social · 3w agoSudden unexplained weakness in your dominant hand grip strength is distressing
Sudden unexplained weakness in your dominant hand grip strength is distressing
The alternative GDQ, girls done quick, has always been a speed run category that lesbians struggle at
Someone get me some fries and a cute girl to listen to while I eat them
I have very sensitive skin that shows marks, abrasions and such really easily. Just in case any cute girls with teeth were curious.
sent her a photo of something with my hand as a size reference and she got horny about it
If it's important to give (n + 1) birthday spanks so there is a birthday next year, it's probably a good idea to do (n + 2) b/c what if I can't spank next year cuz I'm sick? Actually (n + n) is probably better, you never know.... To be safe....
When tying a girl up it's important to remind her: "We both know you wouldn't leave if I untied you, so the rope is really more of a physical reminder of my will and power over you"
There should be a category of ice skating called "gay panic" and it's just women doing paired skating together.
Me: I'm gonna buy some rope to tie up a cute girl cuz she really wants that. Me: better practice on myself Me: 🫨💦🫠🫣