Banger

I assure you the scratch marks will only be on the inside of that wall.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

It’s a Klan Rally. These people only have to hear a name that their lizard brains process as sounding Arabic and hate immediately pours out.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

I had no idea Don Garber was no longer MLS commissioner.

It’s very disappointing to hear news people trying to describe the candidates who think people should be able to afford food and healthcare as extreme.

Good lord

Man's Exasperated Facepalm

Alt: Man's Exasperated Facepalm

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.

www.maptap.gg August 4 99🎯 96🔥 95🏅 100🎯 80✨ Final score: 925

One of the (many) reasons I think people are so anti-AI is that it’s a gratuitous display of wealth inequality. The average person’s life is difficult, expensive, and getting any kind of loan sucks - unless you’re raising billions of dollars to build an AI data center.

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 5d ago

Was awesome to join Bloomberg to talk about the lie of AI - everyone's buying into the mag7 believing CapEx is going towards diverse AI demand, when all it's really doing is supporting the circular cloud revenues of two unprofitable, unsustainable AI labs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcZ...

Good to know after a tough weekend on the golf course the president is back at work laser focused on improving the lives of Americans by resuming his deranged AI marathon.

Maybe the next tifo can have Schmetzer's pouting face on it. #RCTID

Cal Bluechel@calbluechel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Brian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:

#RCTID

Die Hard: Hans Gruber's 'Shoot the Glass!'

ALT: Die Hard: Hans Gruber's 'Shoot the Glass!'

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You don't get points for kicking the ball to the goalie FFS #RCTID

64’ SOMEBODY SHOOT THE BALL #RCTID

That shot should warrant a fine. #RCTID

We should consider playing better football. Just throwing that out there. #rctid

Fuck around find out lads #RCTID

Sloppy Timbers.....very Sloppy #RCTID

Did not disappoint. #RCTID

Stumptown Footy@stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 4d ago

Boy am I excited for this tifo. #RCTID

Bemused that I never get closer than 4mi with the NYC test click www.maptap.gg August 1 100🎯 96🏅 96🔥 92🏆 92🏆 Final score: 940

I don't laugh much these days. 'Marty, Life is Short' made me laugh. A lot. Highly recommend Good reminder that humor matters, even in your darkest times

People need to start getting disbarred for this shit.

CNN@cnn.com · 5d ago

The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://cnn.it/3RJJnwj

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

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Fair play to Aleksander Ceferin. He stood up to the Super League and won and has now - very quickly and with no prior warning - assembled a full boycott of FIFA. Very impressive.

Am listening to the Emily Wilson translation of The Odyssey, read by Claire Danes (would listen to anything she reads) and have determined that: Suitors are ancient tech bros Humans have zero agency Gods are horny Always pack gifts and libations How dusty would oiled feet in sandals get??

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I enjoyed this. Found it very informative and empathetic

Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.