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USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 5mo ago

Jessica McClure, now 40, was arrested on charges of family violence. She is best known as "Baby Jessica," rescued from a 22-foot well in the 1980s.

a reminder that you're loved, appreciated, and gorgeous beyond belief. no really, you did amazing today and i'm so proud of you 💜

Who's up for some late night gaming? 😘

PHILADELPHIA

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 11mo ago

in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati

Val's played underscores & jane remover for me last night without me needing to actualize it. We're so fucking back

5 years ago today I started my transition, it was the best choice I've ever made I've ever made, to be myself has been the best self care. I will spend the rest of my life making sure others have this same chance

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

I'm be honest, I'm starting to actually like how I look.

So I may have to apologize to my brother...

Spacey Kacey@kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Nightmare scenario: your sibling comes out as trans after you did and ends up being the hotter one

Nightmare scenario: your sibling comes out as trans after you did and ends up being the hotter one

I'm be honest, I'm starting to actually like how I look.

"Moonlight Sonata" was right there! 😅

Symphony Hardwicke - Fastiff@kaminara.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Wanted to call this 3D modeling on account of being focused on Blender when this picture was took but settling on "Burning the Moon light oil"

Wanted to call this 3D modeling on account of being focused on Blender when this picture was took but settling on "Burning the Moon light oil"

My girlfriend immediately just told me "it would be funnier if it was sonic" she can't be this much funnier than me😭

Symphony Hardwicke - Fastiff@kaminara.bsky.social · 6mo ago

He died for our sins

Hope everyone is having a good Saturday. Turns out I like when the sun actually comes out for once

He died for our sins

Hope everyone is having a good Saturday. Turns out I like when the sun actually comes out for once

Well there is plenty

Kinda weird no one ever says "[news story] is just a distraction from the attacks on trans rights," huh?

Okay but I sure wasn't feeling it

Why is this so hard for people olto understand

Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️@ghostlysable.bsky.social · 7mo ago

sorry, the only two options are "work at the New York Times" or "never work again and be homeless" there's no other feasible option. you have to choose

Drunk and horny ask me anything

Sorry for no makeup but I really just love having a corset that fits

The entire anti wokeness nonsense of the past decade was about making this kind of gutter racism broadly acceptable again bsky.app/profile/adam...

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

I'm back and feeling like I have so much to catch up on, hope everyone's okay 🫶😘