My trans friends are the first to reach out and to also follow through 🙏

taking all the gummies at once and becoming the most problematic superhero

Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · 5h ago

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

Pamela Lyndon "P.L." Travers OBE was born #OTD in 1899. The creator of the magical nanny Mary Poppins, she published the first Mary Poppins book in 1934. It was an instant literary success. She wrote 7 more spanning all the way from the 1930s to 1988. #LitSky #BookSky #KidLit

So all Democrats are required to disavow podcaster Hasan Piker for bigoted provocations but also never ever mention the bigoted provocations of podcaster Charlie Kirk, is that how this works?

Post you in a different era of your life

FishFeast (Jon)@fishfeast.bsky.social · 7h ago

Post you in a different era of your life

People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: When I was

Iansidious Is@ianfortey.bsky.social · 9h ago

People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Ooh, girl! *waits*

The "aging" president. In a cancer update. I guess some things are just house style.

I completely memory holed nunes

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 12h ago

Guarantee the phrase “Black rifle coffee, but wine” was uttered more than once when this was plotted.

This is just exhausting

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 15h ago

NEWSNATION: Here's the record -- inflation 3.5%, higher than earnings, gas is $4 a gallon, electricity prices continue to go up, and GDP is at 1.5%. Why do Republicans deserve to keep power? RNC CHAIR JOE GRUTERS: Biden's disastrous economic record

There's a big machine at the headquarters of Republican Inc. that sorts GOP candidates according to the kind of abuse they specialize in. Spousal abuse, child abuse, pedophilia, medical scams, punishing immigrants ... it's a big tent but they all find common ground in the bonds of hurting people.

Kim Weeden@weedenkim.bsky.social · 17h ago

At this point, it may be faster to list the Republican politicians or political candidates who *aren't* alleged or adjudicated domestic abusers, sexual assailants, and/or child abusers.

then why the fuck do I keep seeing them everywhere

Jeffrey Vagle@jvagle.me · 3d ago

Really? Because I keep seeing them in charge of everything from car dealerships to the White House, and they seem to doing just fine despite their obvious handicaps.

The reason you can't afford cherries is because Washington cut that damn tree down.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 15h ago

Hassett: "People absolutely are feeling legitimate problems when they go to the grocery store, which are problems that were created because of the runway of the previous administration"

He has to know this doesn't make any logical sense

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 15h ago

Hassett: "People absolutely are feeling legitimate problems when they go to the grocery store, which are problems that were created because of the runway of the previous administration"

In retrospect, ordering the Ass Blaster Salad at TGIDysentery's was a bad idea

Pioneering aviator Jacqueline Cochran was the 1st woman to break the sound barrier, 1953. At the time of her death #OTD in 1980, she held more distance, speed, and altitude records than any other #pilot in history. Director, Women Airforce Service Pilots (WASP, US) during #WWII. #aviation #avgeek

He's afraid Abdul will run for president

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 18h ago

El-Sayed on Trump posting image of him & his wife in a restaurant w/ caption "2 DIFFERENT Americas": "He's right. One in which your overlords are 2 people who don't like each other joined in the interest in making billions off of you, or 2 people who genuinely love each other enjoying pancakes ... "

Professional moron.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 17h ago

Royce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"

Japanese officials have repeatedly requested that the U.S. government stop its meme posting involving characters and franchises such as Mario, Pokémon and Naruto.

The U.S. Government's Mario, Pokémon and Naruto Meme Posting Could Damage These Franchises, Japanese Officials Warn

bit.ly

Fuck you. I choose my own soundtrack.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

The hill I will die on: Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity | Stefan Stern

How's that Bo Burnham thing go? "I am not doing good"?? Yeah I'm like that.

I just know so Republican is going to stuff some kids in those animatronics.

IGN@ign.com · yesterday

A real-life Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location from Five Nights at Freddy's is opening in New Jersey's American Dream Mall in 2027. Via: American Dream

There's at least 10 games, 2.5 movies, & a ton of books why THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

IGN@ign.com · yesterday

A real-life Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location from Five Nights at Freddy's is opening in New Jersey's American Dream Mall in 2027. Via: American Dream

Tf

IGN@ign.com · 2d ago

Actor Robert Bogue, who played FIB agent Steve Haines in Grand Theft Auto 5, says he auditioned for 60 roles in GTA 6, but he was ultimately ignored by Rockstar Games. https://t.co/slYgbummJh

How is this aging?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Bessent: "We've seen President Trump last week threaten what would have been the largest military campaign since World War 2 against the Iranians, and now because of that we are in talks with the Iranians. I think there's a chance we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open the strait."

"The president threw a tantrum and filled his diaper" is a great insult and also a literal description of most of his public events.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d ago

SKY NEWS: “Trump says you’re a gift to the Republican Party.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “I’m a gift to the state of Michigan, God-willing.” SKY NEWS: “He says you’re full of shit.” ABDUL: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.” 🔥 🔥 👀

Writers can get a bit carried away. Or not. #cinema

I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!