they should let judges dress like Blade if they want to

If I start sharing my location with you I would die for you simple as that end tweet

Everytime I think about dating I’m reminded I’m not rich yet and it makes me spiral and go into a deep brooding spree for months on end

The way some of y'all are out here still thinking you have to be good, and that you have to walk on your knees for hundreds of miles through the desert repenting. Shaking my damn head at all of you not letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

You’re chopped but you’re not screwed twin

Went on a date today twas fun

As dramatic as I can be, I need to let out all of my thoughts or I will explode at the same rate as a dying star

They need to destroy all phone games

I'm sayin'.

Give me my processed meat or give me death!

I didn’t record the “go birds” art but saw some fye graffiti on some of the other cars

ill give my 8 thousandth follower a sloppy blowjob

Seeing ai slop on my Bluesky… this isn’t 2023 anymore it seems

Where the good white people at

someone replied "this is so me" to one of my posts to which I replied "it’s also me" just so they don’t forget who’s the real star of the show.

Imaginging you saying Yes like this

Mr. Bison Says Yes! (Street Fighter)

Alt: Mr. Bison Says Yes! (Street Fighter)

static.klipy.com

I honestly wish I could treat every other app like I treat blue sky: where I don’t give a fuck it exist and come and go as I please

like as a whole on a society wide level

It’s king ghidorah the no ass getter

Chief Keef was right, New Jersey gotta go bro.

Getting suspended on blue sky must feel like getting told to stand in the corner when you were a kid

80 year old white couple listening to ski mask way by 50 cent

fire on the mountain is very good

In the cookout drive thru playing this on repeat music.apple.com/us/album/all...

All of You by Don Felder on Apple Music

Song · 1981 · Duration 4:21

music.apple.com

I don’t need no pickup artist or dating guru I’ll fumble that baddie all by my lonesome 😼

The only good thing about a new phone is the battery

the chudyssey

You ever hear something so good it changes your whole bitch ass life??

Listening to the DOOM 2016 soundtrack at work like it’s some construction job

I’m a beautiful mid going back faceless