There's signs to drive slow but never signs to drive fast
Chief Georgia O' Keef
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
I would really like the news to be informational again and not rage bait.
Alice DJ really got me thinking. I don't think I'm Better Off Alone, actually.
Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:
Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says
Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...
bloomberg.com
I don't interact much with the youth, but the Zoomer grocery clerk said "Damn you know ball" about my Berserk/Junji Ito tattoos. So I have nothing bad to say about Zoomers.
The last ten minutes of work aren't actually for working. They're for staring at your phone till you can leave.
ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please
Writing fan fiction about my own life where I am happy and mentally healthy.
Sorry for the depression posting. It's because I am depressed.
One thing I like about the Bay is seeing the most cholo looking dude wearing a BTS world tour shirt is not surprising at all.
ZOO KEEPER: horror movies in 1980 were so much simpler. there was a big scary guy who’d kill you, and we’d put his face on a t-shirt. eventually he’d go to space or have a novelty rap album, but we loved it 🦧: Ooh Ahh? ZOO KEEPER: i hadn’t considered that 🦧: 🍎? 🍌??? ZOO KEEPER: too liminal
Googling "coin flip app" and now getting ads like "Coins want to be flipped in your area"
*life gets worse* Wow I'm really noatalgic for a time when life was also bad but just slightly less bad.
3:30AM Brain: Wake up mfr it's time to ruminate.
Can't believe doomscrolling isn't filling the void in my life and making me feel better.
Yoooo Russian hackers think I am influential in my field of shit posting. Taking it as a huge compliement they would hack my account to spread fake French news.
Sarah T Roberts, PhD@ubiquity75.xyz · last wk."The compromised Bluesky accounts included those of people who are influential in their fields, though perhaps not famous. They were journalists and professors, a pollster in Texas, an anime artist and a filmmaker in Hollywood..."
Evil Dead Burn: Technically, was one of the most impressive horror films I've seen. Shots, camera tricks, long takes, fight choreography, efx, stunts. Some incredible talent worked on this. Story/writing: Was just okay. I recommend it.
When Max Romeo said: 🎶I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth I'm gonna send him to outer space, to find another race🎶 I really felt that.
How do people have time to read, watch movies, play games, watch shows, go to work, and excercise everyday?
Saw a 'yote on my hike yesterday. She was walking ahead of me for awhile and I felt like I was being guided on a spirtual journey.
