karl the fog
@karlthefog.bsky.social
the san francisco fog. have fun always carrying a light sweater.
I believe the meteorological term for today's constant bursts of rain is "skyarrhea"
Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor... 🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years) 🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency ☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · last yr.San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie has to pick someone to replace Joel Engardio on the Board of Supervisors until at least next summer, when Sunset District voters will weigh in again.
Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words
karl the fog@karlthefog.bsky.social · last yr.Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>
Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me 🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
Friends of Sunset Dunes@sunsetdunes.org · last yr.😶🌫️ Happy Fogust from us &. @karlthefog.bsky.social 😶🌫️ *This Thursday* Aug 21 5-7pm, come to Sunset Dunes and Noriega for our Fogust merch drop & party! We’ll have 🎶 Live music and games 🆓 Free posters for the first 100 and a secret vintage gift for the first 25 👀 🧢Merch to buy 🌫️Foggy vibes
😶🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last). Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
✔️ Work every day for a month ✔️ Break 40+ year records ✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky
"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain
🚨 BLUE SKY sighting - enjoy it while it lasts! You won't see it again until next week
📊 Today in SF (by the numbers) 129,573: dogs walked 2,181: matcha lattes consumed 304: jackets purchase by tourists 27: shots of fernet poured 0: minutes of sunshine
I joined TikTok where I'm making Oscar-worthy gems like this. Find me over there as I continue to be the coolest part of this city. 🥶 ⏰ @ karl_the_fog
Not to brag but I think I've made this one of the coldest summers in the history of San Francisco and I'm so proud of myself all that weight training paid off
Making a rare peace offering: You can have tonight since I've made it the coldest summer in like 479 years
Just your typical temperate range for a city that's only 7x7 miles
Tonight will be miserable because <gestures broadly> and also your apartment will feel like it's on fire
Karl the Boat has launched. cc @karlthefog.bsky.social www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...
The Bay Area has an ultramodern new ferry. Meet ‘Karl the boat’
How did San Francisco Bay Ferry end up with a boat named Karl? It’s a long process involving lots of rules, public voting and mischievous middle school boys.
sfchronicle.com
Miserable weather today in San Francisco. Here's a live glimpse of everyone suffering in Hayes Valley.
That's our undefeated San Francisco Giants tyvm Odd year magic here we come
SFGiants@sfgiants.com · 2y agoFirst win of 2025 ✅
Today's forecast: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 with a high chance of 🤬🤬🤬🤬 in the late afternoon, followed by 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 later this evening