i could never put flaccid dick in my mouth. i dont think i could resist the urge to chew on that thang

i think english has too little ligma jokes and sexual innuendos in normal trash talking and i think teaching gringos the humble "comi teu cu" might lower internet slur usage by 80%

catgirl buying humannip for her humangirl gf

bazoing

shes chillin

this cats on a diet thing is the best situation for me bc i get to - design saw trap bullshit to make meals more challenging - see my sick cat be happy and healthy from engaging with said saw traps

my elderly fat sick cat is back to running around and playing with touys i think im gonna die of happiness

i wonder what my cats feel about me putting them on diets while i get to eat normally and keep being fat

big news for the anal sex fandom though

leon@leyawn.bsky.social · 6d ago

i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough

btw i opened 1 (one) full render comm slot. with delivery eta at like. december. simpler render and surprise me comms also available as usual :3 vgen.co/ocatg_

ocatg | comms open@ocatg.bsky.social · 6d ago

well. what are you waiting for?

yesterday i woke up from my sedatives feeling really good and i joked "wow i wish i could get this shit every night" later i realized they wrote what they gave me on a paper and decided to wikipedia the thing for fun it's the shit that killed michael jackson

well. what are you waiting for?

of course the first challenge rewards that i actually want to earn are on the league I'll barely have time to play fuck you ggg

guy that has been drinking 1/4 of his usual coffee amount in the past month: idk man im just so tired and sleepy all the time for no reason

nuh uh

wondering if cat stepping on my organs has anything to do with my health stuff

theorycrafting the wokest threesome

cats put too many points on being cute and good at begging for food and not enough points into being able to be fat without developing a trillion illnesses

vet suggested i just. fkin throw some toys inside the cats food bowls if i cant get a slow feeder for now i didnt think it would work but hunger be damned these cats are stupid as fuck

update i slept really good. depression cancelled

i wish i could get rid of time blindness at least at some point i lost track of my routine and i cant tell if the last time i had a normal day has been 2 days or 2 weeks ago

me and my cat are sick at the same time and whoever lasts longer gets buried alive with the other one

ive been busy with lots of appointments and just generally trying to stay alive not that much pain but im just so fucking tired and sleepy and also not being able to sleep well either way ill (finally) have my endoscopy tomorrow. hopefully they wont find aliens in there

had a vet appointment today. vet arrived dripped from head to toe in tuxedo cat items. she was so happy when she saw i had a tuxedo cat and then a 2nd tuxedo hit the towers

been gossiping about someones relative cheating on their partner and i love that my friend group consensus has been "i dont mind cheating and lying but i draw a line at vague communication"

partner has dyslexia and it's fucked up that he will accidentally write the funniest words in existence and if i laugh ill go to hell

being an adult is just being a crying baby AND the guy that has to figure out why the baby is crying

my 10yo newborn...