If you're near the greater Mankato area in MN, come to my silly little vocal workshop on Sept 15th where I'll definitely talk about clenching your butt to reach high notes, babyyyyy

this guy gets it

Celebrating my partner's birthday by reaching downward slowly to pet my cat and throwing my lower back out ♥️🌷✨🥳🎉💃

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My sister is a world class organist who plays with all four limbs at once so I would suck shit at her job, but let's see HER try and make a pen drawing of two cats farting so hard they lift off the ground like they're wearing jet packs!

Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

This is Joan Sebastian Guerrero, the individual who was murdered by ICE. That’s his 3-yr old daughter who now has to grow up without her father. We must say his name. We must not let him be forgotten. We must demand justice. 1/2

the group chat after last night's city council meeting

This is almost verbatim the exchange between my spouse and me right after I poured my coffee this morning. Merry Christmas and god bless every one ☃️🎄🌟

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 4w ago

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

I genuinely just don't think Platner thought his past behavior would be disqualifying at all. And he was absolutely right, with all the assholes telling us not to judge him by all of his obvious red flags

Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 4w ago

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

I was giving a museum tour today and a kid asked if they could go upstairs and I said no because there is nothing historical up there, just my office, some storage and a printer I'm currently in a fight with

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 4w ago

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

Gonna cut out the middle man and just wait till someone slips something into my drink and write them in for Congress

It's literally so easy to just not have any Nazi tattoos I'm doing it right now

I've done some soul searching, and it's actually you guys' fault that I trusted the guy with a nazi tattoo.

So, I'm 35, and the recent trip I took was the first time since college that I didn't do *any* work while traveling. It was a choir tour, so I did live performances, but aside from that I just got moved around and followed friends to fun attractions. Is this... what vacation is? It was wonderful 😭

I've started checking for more @trungles.com live reading skeets about Pride and Prejudice with the same fervor I usually save for my favorite weekly manga updates

the pouch is out the pouch is seen

JaneLane@nyjanelane.bsky.social · 2y ago

I just got back from a trip to Norway and culturally it felt exactly like Minnesota to me. It was like "Minnesota+" (the + is universal healthcare)

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ICE observers in Minneapolis have begun receiving visits from FBI agents sent to intimidate them. A close friend-combat vet, mother, no criminal record-who was a volunteer observer during the ICE crisis, had a visit and was threatened for taking photos and videoed, claiming that filming was illegal.

I couldn't focus on literally anything else until I made this cringey millennial meme

My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game.

this is one of those videos I'll just rewatch every few months to keep my spirit going

Antisirch@antisirch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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I'd love to earn a first place ranking on your ballot tomorrow. Please check out my website and let me know if you have any questions about my positions. www.andreaformaine.com/priorities

it is a shame about him not having feet

It's unnecessary and purposefully cruel to police food purchases like this; when I was a cake decorator we had tons of people pay for their kids' birthday cakes with EBT and SNAP and it's safe to assume that it's the only way some kids will ever get a birthday cake. Stop attacking the poor, ffs

Missouri Independent@missouriindependent.com · 2mo ago

Missouri is postponing its plan to prohibit the use of federal food aid to purchase candy, prepared desserts and sugary drinks until Feb. 15, 2027, after grocers warned they needed clearer guidance to enforce the new restrictions at the checkout. #moleg #mogov

My partner just told me their favorite character from Friends is Joey Tribulations

It's literally so easy to just not have any Nazi tattoos I'm doing it right now

You lucky ducks in Maine have the advantage of ranked choice voting. That would be a goddamn DREAM to have in MN. Anyway, Planter seems like a real piece of shit and I'm gonna leave the typo there, it feels right

Crime-solving Agoraphobe@janetarchaic.bsky.social · 2mo ago

^^ Should have ID'd myself as a Maine voter. I voted early, ranked 1. LaFlamme 2. Costello 3. Mills and did not rank Platner.